Twisted Love *Tododeku*

Chapter 25: Is Water Wet?

"Don't do this..." I said as I placed my head in my hands. 

"No!" Uraraka yelled. She slammed her hands onto the counter and had rage in her eyes. "I'm right, you're wrong!"

"I'm sorry Uraraka I truly am, and to everyone else, I woke up the beast." Kiri said over the phone. We were sitting in the kitchen as Uraraka was cooking. Shoto held me close to his chest as I was sat in his lap. 

"Guys's this is getting out of hand." Shoto said with annoyance in his voice. 

"He started it!" She pointed to the phone to indicate that it was Kiri's fault. 

"Whoa," Kiri said. "I did not start this! Denki asked if water was wet and I said yes."

"But it's not!" Uraraka said. 

"Here we go again." Tsu said. 

"Water can't be wet because you only get wet if you were previously dry! Water will never be dry! Therefore it is not wet!" She yelled. 

"But being wet is when there's water so water is wet because that's how you get wet!" Kiri said and Denki has a wide smile. 

"I mean, there's other ways to get wet-" 

"Shut it Denki!" Uraraka yelled and Kiri groaned. 

"We are at war!" Kiri yelled. 

"Hey guys," Mina said with a laugh we all turned and looked at her laying on the table just staring at the roof. "Did you know, people eat goats?"She asked. Everyone just looked at her silently. 

"No they don't." Denki said. 

"Yeah, they do!" She said almost amazed. "Think about it lamb chops is made by lamb and isn't that like, a goats cousin." 

"Oh my god," we heard Kiri say over the phone. "WERE KILLING GOATS!" Kiri panicked. "Has screaming goat been eaten?" We all heard him start to tear up. 

"Kiri, Just calm down-" 

"Can it noob!" Kiri yelled at Uraraka. Her jaw dropped. 

"Noob?!?! How am I a noob?" She asked with shock. 

"You think water isn't wet!" Kiri yelled and caused the phone to go static. 

"It's not!" They bickered on for a bit and others joined in. Honestly, I think this whole house needs to get out more. 

"Psst," I hear Shoto said next to my ear. I turn slightly to see him and I smiled. "Let's go some where quiet." I nodded and we left the gang arguing in the kitchen. 

"So, how's life?" I said unsure what to say. 

"It's been great since you came in." I blushed a violent red and sighed. 

"I have some news," I laughed nervously. He turned to me with concern and we stopped in the hall. "My mom want to meet you, tomorrow!" I said with jazz hands to spice it up a bit. 

"Okay," he shrugged and kept walking. I just looked at him questionably. 

"You're not worried?" He shock his head. 

"Why should I be?" He asked and I sighed. 

"Maybe because-" 

"I'm a villain?" He said finishing my sentence. "She won't know." 

"You don't know that? My mother knows everything! And it's terrifying!" 

"No hero has ever seen my face so there's no possible way for them to know that I did all the things I did." he shugged like it wasn't a big deal. I stopped walking and just looked at him. 

"I think that's a bad mind set." I said and he let out a chuckle. 

"What mind set?" he asked amused. 

"The mind set that, they don't know it's you therefore you can't get caught and can do whatever you want." Shoto looked at me with a more confused look. 

"I never said that." He said and I shrugged. 

"You implied it." 

"I know I have to be carful, I'm not that arrogant." 

"I never called you arrogant!" I deafened myself. 

"You implied it." He shrugged like I had done earlier. 

"Midoriya!" I hear Jiro say. I turned and saw her turn the corner with Momo. "We need an emotional clean up on isle 6!" she said as if I knew what that meant.

"Huh?" I asked. 

"I think all the idiots got a hold of drugs and now Mina and Denki are chanting 'save the goats'!" Momo said as she caught her breath. I blinked at her a few times. 

"Huh?" 

"Just, come see it." She pulled my arm and I turned back to Shoto shrugged. She pulled me into the foyer and I saw was she was talking about. Mina and Denki were chanting about saving the goats and Uraraka was still bickering with Kiri on the phone. 

"Water is not wet!" She yelled. 

"Yes it is!" I hear Bakugou's voice on the phone with Kiri's. 

"Prove it bitch!" She yelled. 

"I will! Bakugou we got war, let's go!" I hear him say and then he hung up. 

"Save the goats! Save the goats! Save the goats!" I looked to see Denki and Mina chanting as they lifted Tsu in the air. 

"I'm not a goat guys!" She said as they tossed her around. 

"I'm going put this whole house on a strict no sugar diet." I said as I grabbed my head. 

"Nice choice." Momo said. 

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Hey ASSHOLES! 

I wrote a chapter be proud of me! 

I know that it's stupid but ya know what! It works!

I would like to say thank you to @Nic_75 for the saving the goats idea, I hope I did it justice! If you guys want to see something happen..... PLEASE TELL ME! I'm running out of ideas! 

Anyways thank you for all the support as I tried to continue with this story I think there will only be a few more chapters after this and then we can take a vote to see if there's any other fanfic ya'll want from me