"Something's Out of the Ordinary" [Slendytubbies/Teletubbies AU?]

Does it matter?

My throat is starting to hurt a lot when he says that. He made a gesture and rolls his brown eyes like he knows what he's talking about. I was still holding my novel, looking dumbfounded.

 "U-Uhm, no?" I said. 

"I didn't ask you a question. I'm just saying like it is 'cause you look a little skinny." He replied.

 "Eh? What makes you sa—" 

"You're not skinny. You're perfect for the way you are." Noo-Noo smiled. 

 "That's flirting." Dipsy snarled at the robot as if he didn't take it as a compliment. 

 Flirting?

What's that?

Isn't that...a little bit early to do that? 

I don't know.

I don't really know but I just want to do it. 

When Dipsy is too busy bickering with Noo-Noo, I decided to put my novel down and slowly moved my palm to his short neck and carefully run my back of my palm against it when he's not looking. Dipsy let out a soft sound and his skin feels warm. 

 "A-Ah, s-stop it, you little shit..." He said, trying to hold back his moans.

"Sorry, you look kinda hot. So erm," I took my hand away. "I just wanna check on you."

 "Erm...". Dipsy scratched his head, looking away, smiling. "Yeah?"

 Noo-Noo turned his head around to us and asked, "Hey, can one of you go wake up your friends? It's a fun day." 

 Fudge, I forgot all about them! Ugh, if I wasn't that busy trying to do flirty stuff with Dipsy! 

Bummers....

Dipsy glanced at me before he looks at Noo-Noo, answering with a reply "Yeah." 

 I, on the other hand, absentmindedly got up from my stool and head directly to Laa-Laa's room. When I got to her door, I can hear giggles and sounds that are...lewd. 

I gently pushed the door, which it was already open, just a little bit to see a red tubby and a yellow tubby, playing with each other's fingers and breasts. I knew that was Po and Laa-Laa... I could assume they had their "fun" together. 

After all, I just froze, just staring at the girls like some kind of creep. I could feel myself getting hard just by looking at what are they doing...like some men these days...

But I couldn't move or what. I just stood there.

I see Laa-Laa roll over Po and kiss her and hook her arms around her. My crotch hurt as I softly whimpered. 

But instead, I insisted on not being some kind of creeper and head back to the kitchen, not saying anything. 

I get back to what I'm doing which is reading the book and not talking to anyone about what I just saw. 

"So," Noo-Noo looked at me, " Did you did what I asked to do?" 

Unfortunately, I didn't but I don't want to lie about it because lying is not my thing to do. Instead, I answered, "Y-Yes." I put my book down and glanced at Dipsy and Noo-Noo with some confidence. 

Dipsy then shot me with a glare on his face as if he didn't believe in my lie. It makes my body tremble a lot when people give me these kinds of looks. 

 "Well, Tinky Winky," he said my name like he wants me, "Where the fuck is Laa-Laa and Po? Aren't they here with you?" 

 I gulped and sweat pops out of my face as I was being interrogated by him. I don't want him to see my cowardly face, so I looked away, not listening to him. 

Noo-Noo walked up to the two of us and he puts his hand on my hand, which it became shaky and my mouth begins to drool slightly. He gave me a "you know what" smirk.

 "It's okay," he told me as he gets my fingers intertwined with his fingers, "I get that." 

 "What the hell!" Dipsy cried. "Noo-Noo, you're just hitting on him again!" 

 "H-Hitting on me? I don't know what are you talking about..." I said softly as I didn't know what he meant by that. In all, I was really confused about what Noo-Noo is doing to me, like he was playing with my hand and saying things that I don't understand. 

"Hitting on him?" Noo-Noo scoffed. "I'm not that type of person who does that." 

"Well," Dipsy stood up to Noo-Noo, flustered. "You're actually touching him a little too much."

I was looking at the two of them, still confused.