Eddsworld Oneshots (Neighbors edition :D)

The pets oppinons

I've been working on this one for awhile so I hope you wonderfull readers like it! Also Bailey is Eduardog but that's just his nickname. Bailey is also a Rottweiler just so you know

(Ringos P.o.v)

I wanna go outside and plaaaay! I'm so bored stuck inside, Edds petting and giving me attention is nice but I wanna go and play with Bailey. Maby if I go meow at the door someone will let me outside. Or I could push one of Toms silly juice bottles off the table! They always put me outside when I misbehave it's genius!! ^·o·^

"Hey Ringo- wait what are- Oh shi- wait!!- bad kitty!! Don't touch tha-"

*CRASH*

It hit the floor and shattered wich got everyone's attention.

"Edd, take care of Ringo please!"

Tom said looking kinda mad, probably becuase he has to buy more silly juice. Or becuase I pretended not to hear him when I knocked the bottle down I didn't listen mainly becuase I don't care, but what do you expect I'm a cat?
Edd and his friends look pretty unhappy but their the ones that left a breakable bottle of silly juice on the counter. ^·~·^

"Bad kitty go outside while we clean up your mess!"

Man Edd is bad at being a stern dad. Yeah I consider Edd my dad what of it? He's the one that gives me food and he pets me the most.... Ok and he loves me the most and acts like a dad but whatever ^·¬·^

(Baileys P.o.v)

Man Ringo is normally outside by now, where is she? I'm getting bored. She's usually here to drop my red squeaky ball from a tree or hit it as far as she can make it go by now for me so I can catch it, waiting is boring.
Eduardo might take me back inside before she gets here! Ugh. If only those stupid humans of ours got along than we could see each other so much more! She's my best friend that's also an animal and we never get to see each other, It's not fair sometimes.

"Bailey! Bail! Bail! Bail!"

There she is! Finally!!

"Oh, hey Ringo I wasn't sure if you'd show up today"

I need to be tough I'm a dog I can't let other animals know I'm happy to see a cat!

"*le kitty gasp* You were waiting for me!? Huray! :3"

(3rd person)

Bailey was quick to 'correct' her and say that he was simply wondering if she would show up he didn't have a preference in the matter.

"So you don't want me to throw the rubber ball for you?"

Ringo I asked somewhat sarcastic knowing he only said that for his own pride.

"Now I never said that but sence your here..."

Bailey rolled the red ball over to his tiny friend and waited for her to or at least try to throw it sence she's a cat and all Ringo doesn't have thumbs so she has to hit it as hard as she can with her paw, or drop it from a tree and see if he can catch it before it falls.

They did that for awhile then switched to telling stories about the latest dumb things that happened with their humans,

"So Tom drank a lot of his silly juice again"

"Ok That's not out of the ordinary" 'She does know what alcohol is right?'

"And Matt yelled at him for smelling like...like um I think he said alcohal or aclohol or something like that"

'I guess she doesn't, huh. Well maby I only do becuase I live in a house of mature idiots and she lives with more..... Not so mature idiots'

"And then Tom said that Matt isnt as pretty as he thinks he is and Matt got all offended and then hid all of Toms juice"

"Pffft oh jeez"

"Yeah so Tom had to buy more but now he has to buy more again becuase I knocked the knew bottle off the counter and it broke"
As Ringo finished his story Bailey started laughing about the udder stupidity of humans sometimes, but gosh Darn it them and their thumbs are quite useful.
The two of them went back to chatting and discussing thing at home or whatever topics came up in there conversation and at some point Ringo layed on Bailey's back becuase as we know cats will lay where ever that want when ever they want to lay there

"Seriously Ringo?" Bailey asked with a chuckle.

"Hey if I fits I sits!"

"I feel like your not getting my point, I have a reputation"

Bailey was simular to Eduardo and how they both pretended not to care about someone they do care for, only Eduardo is a bit more extreme about it.

"What reputation?"

"Oh very funny Ringo!" Bailey growled in annoyance

I'm serious! Every dog that walks by you can smell me in you, I smell very nice and cat like, your not fooling anyone! :3"

'Oh yeah her scent gets on me every time we hang out,  we hang out a lot and it's not like the smell just conveniently disappears..... I always smell like a cat!! T^T

"Aw but that's ok your humans camt smell it so it's not like their ever gonna stop us from being best friends! :D" Ringo purred happily

"Yeah if they knew they wouldn't be happy though thats for sure"

The two of them enjoyed their secret friendship, they thought it was hilarious.

(With the neighbors)

"Hey Jon! Did Ringo leave yet?" Eduardo asked

"Uh, nope! She's still with Bailey!

"Alright I'll let him stay out a bit longer they dont get to spend time together that much"

"Eduardo face it you let him stay outside until Ringo leaves becuase you may hate Edd but you respects Bailey's friendship with Ringo" Mark pointed out quite amused

"I may hate Edd but I'm not going to hate his cat too"

Mark and Jon both stared at each other for a second before Jon giggled and Mark turned to Eduardo and told him

"Pft face it already, you don't hate him"

Choosing to ignore those two he went to check on Bailey and Ringo wasn't there anymore so he assumed she got hungry and went home or something, sence like Eduardo, Edd wouldn't normally call Ringo back home with she was still with Bailey.
Honestly those two are the only thing Edu and Edd could talk about without an argument starting somehow.

They weren't secret 'furr'iends but that didn't make a difference, everyone laughed about how they manage to get along but their owners don't.

In the pets opinions their fued is stupid and it always will be.

Welp that story took forever. I wanted to do write one about the pets for my friend but could never think of a good story to make around it. Hopefully that's good enough.