Eddsworld Oneshots (Neighbors edition :D)

Wing man and a nerdy shipper

Sorry this took do long school sucks and I kinda forgot this existed

TW- I break the 4th wall a lot but don't worry I'll hire someone to fix it! Also I've realised my phone tries to autocorrect Ringo to Dingo so if that ever happend now you know why :D

3rd person:

Mark, Jon, Eduardo and Todd (yes i added Todd the more the marrier) went to the mall together to hang out but once arriving the four friends realised they all wanted to go to different places and do different things, they split up agreeing to meet up later at the food court, get food and chat for a while.

Jon went to look at the animals in the pet store and was debating buying candy later

Mark after checking the book store went somewhere to a neat clothing store, maybe he'd get some new turtle necks? and fight me he is totally into fashion (for this story at least, yay plot convenience!)

Eduardo..... Oh god what would he go to the mall for? Uhh horror movies and art supplies

Todd went to find some video games and manga (Get it? Cause Tord likes hentai)

Marks POV:

There are a lot of things that would look great in an outfit together, of course all the outfits I could make I would never wear, darn why must I have such a simple and modest style even on fancy occasions?
It's been awhile and I'm getting bored but I did notice my neighbor Tord earlier looking in one of the big mirrors they have near the changing rooms he was most likely trying to decide if he liked what he had on or not and without Eduardo around I'm gonna start a friendly conversation.

"Hey Tord, what's going on?"

"Oh hello Mark, I can see Eduardork isn't around if your being nice."

I couldn't help but chuckle at Tord's nickname for Eduardo

"To answer your question I was trying to find a good outfit for a special occasion."
He responded in his Norwegian accent

"That's nice, what kind of occasion?"
I asked him I was curious but I also don't want to seem nosy.

"U-um well I was going to..... Ask Matt on a date with me but nothing I try on seems right and I want to look perfect, -like he always does-"
The last part was a whisper like he didn't want me to hear but also couldn't help but say it anyway
This is absolutely adorable and not to mention I ship it so much. This has got to work they will be adorable together, a self centered cinnamon role and a trigger happy hentai addict...... Actually he got in so much trouble for bringing those to school, bad example.

I want to help

"I could totally help with that this sounds great!"

'And absolutely precious I always thought they'd look great together'

Tord looked excited

"Yes! Whatever it takes to be with Matt! I was thinking maybe a fancier version of my normal 'I could totally kick your @$$ style? I just couldn't find something ....right!"

I can't believe I get to help a ship sail I'm internally fan boying so much right now. Why am I acting like this? I never act like this

At the same time in Jon's POV:

All the puppies here are so cute! I mean we already have a dog- well Edu has a dog- but I always love coming here to see all the different animals! Ugh I want them all! -oh hey is that Matt?

"Hey Matt! How are things?"
Boy can I get easily side tracked.

"Oh hey Jon! I was picking up some cat treats for Edd cause Ringo ran out, not to mention it would give me an excuse to pet some animals"