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Jisoo: Do you have some scissors? can i borrow it for a while? 

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Jisoo: Do you have some scissors? can i borrow it for a while? 

Lisa: *opens her bag and searches for the scissors*

Lisa: Here *showing Jisoo a peace sign and then laughs*

Jisoo: JENNIEEE!!!

Lisa: Unnie, I was just joking. *hands the real scissors*

Jisoo: Scaredy cat *smirks*




----- - 

Jisoo walks in the room but she saw Lisa's shadow near the door,  probably Lisa is going to scare her. 

Jisoo: *walks back to Jennie and whispers* Unnie, i wanna show you something, 

Jennie: *making pancakes* but i'm still - 

Jisoo: it's okay, you can bring them. 

Jennie: *walks while mixing the flour in the bowl, Jisoo was behind her* 

As soon as they've reach the door, 

Lisa: BANG!!!!

Jennie screams and drops the bowl. the mixed ingredients were scattered on the floor. 

Jisoo: *Laughs*

Lisa: Shit. 

JENNIE: BOTH OF YOU!! I SWEAR TO GOD!! CLEAN THIS MESS USING YOUR TONGUES! AND NO DINNER FOR YOU TWO!

LISOO: *CRIES IN PANCAKES*




------ -

Lisa: hey, unnie. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Jisoo: why

Lisa: Because he was outstanding in his field

*both laughs*

Jisoo: hey hey, what is the worst combination of illnesses?

Lisa: What

Jisoo: Alzheimer's and diarrhea.

Lisa: huh?

Jisoo: You're running, but can't remember where.

*Both laughs slapping each other's arm*

Jennie: corny *whispers*

Jisoo: last one, knock knock. 

Lisa: Who's there?

Jisoo: No one

Lisa: No one who?

Jisoo remains silent

Lisa: hey!!

Lisa: Yah!

Lisa: Unnie!!

Lisa: Yah Unnie! No one who?!!!

Jisoo: *laughs internally*

Jennie: Stupid *mumbles*






------ - 

Jennie: who broke this vase!? SPEAK.

Jisoo: Lisa

Lisa: What!?? It's not my fault!

Jisoo: i didn't say it was your fault, I said i was blaming you.

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Lisa: i'll be out of town for two daaaaays. You'll miss me so damn haaard. you'll miss me, right unnie? right? *giving kisses to Jisoo's face*

Jisoo: if i promise to miss you, will you go, really far away?

Lisa: *pouts*

Jisoo: kidding *hugs Lisa* I'll miss you idiot. 




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