Married Life

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Jennie and Lisa watching  Ella playing with Leo and Luca

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Jennie and Lisa watching  Ella playing with Leo and Luca

Jennie: She's supposed to call me mommy first.

Lisa: momma first.

Jennie: Nope! mommy first!

Lisa: momma!

(One night)

Lisa: Hey there little one, your mommy made lots of effort for your birth. You're gonna call her mommy first. Got it?

Ella: 

Lisa: Come on. Repeat after me, Mom - my. Again, Mom - my.

(Another night)

Jennie: Baby, your momma is the kindest, you're gonna call her momma first, yes?

Ella:

Jennie: Momma, Momma, Momma.. Don't forget to call her momma.

(Next day)

*The couple sat on the couch, Jennie playing with Ella and Lisa playing with her two cats*

*Lisa then sat beside Jennie*

Lisa: I'll bet her first word is gonna be Momma.

Jennie: No way, Must be Mommy.

Ella: Meow

Leo:

Luca:

*Lisa glares at the two furrfurr*

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Lisa, Jennie and Ella (daughter) were having dinner. 

*Ella spits food*

Jennie: Hey! We don't spit. If it's in your mouth, you swallow.

*Lisa raises her eyebrows*

Jennie: You shut the fuck up!

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Jennie stormed into the pub last night as Lisa, Rosie and Jisoo were downing shots of tequila. 

Jennie: You're coming home now!

Lisa: No, I'm not *laughs*

Jennie: I'm talking to the kids. And you, You'll sleep here. *Walks out*

Chaesoo: *follows Jennie*

Lisa: Baaabe!

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Lisa: Unni, you know arguing with my wife is like being attacked by a bear.

Jisoo: Huh?

Lisa: You're better off playing dead and hoping they get bored and walkaway. 

Jisoo: *eating chikin* I heard polar bears are the most dangerous, less chance of surviving. I mean no chance of surviving. if i were you, Run. 

Lisa: *Looks at Jennie nervously*

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Lisa: Babe, can i borrow you phone?

*Jennie hands it to Lisa and went back to the kitchen*

Lisa: Babe! what's the password?! *shouts*

Jennie: Our anniversary *shouted back from the kitchen*

*Lisa gave the phone back*

Lisa: I didn't know what happened

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Lisa: I didn't know what happened.

*Lisa stared at the wall. Not breathing*

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