big dick runs in the family

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The losers club chat:

(ginger hoe added richie tozier)

(ginger hoe added eddie kaspbrak)

Ginger hoe: well this was long overdue.

Thiccboy: heccin right bev

Richie Tozier: ben's special non-curse word curse word vocabulary still cracks me up every time

Thiccboy: what? You think heccin ISNT a bad word!?

Ginger hoe: hah

Yuppers man: maybe ben should be trashmouth now I mean in some states, thats illegal.

Richie tozier: nonononononoNO trahmouth is forever mine, I shall slay any thot who dare fucking swipe that awesome as shit title from this motherfucker right here

Ginger hoe: well damn richie, way to earn it.

(Ginger hoe named richie tozier, trashmouth)

Trashmouth: thank you, now was that so fuckin hard?

Eddie kaspbrak: WELL FUCK THIS SHIT IT'S SPOOKY SEASON YOU GUYS!!!

(Trashmouth named Eddie kaspbrak, spooky eddie)

Spooky eddie: thank you.

Trashmouth: hey eds, are you the date.... Bc ur 10/10

Ginger hoe: bill...

Ultimate thot slayer: bev...

Ginger hoe: *whispers* it's happening

Ultimate thot slayer: it sure isssssss

Trashmouth: mind clueing us in here?

Ginger hoe: nah, I don't feel like it rn

Thiccboy: do yall ever sleep tho

Ginger hoe: you know the answer to that benny.

Thiccboy: also yall fucking camp is in a fucking week and im fucking pumped

Ultimate thot slayer: richie...?

Trashmouth: yes darling?

Yuppers man: fuck. Thats some gay shit right there.

Trashmouth: ur some gay shit.

Ginger hoe: not ur best one there rich... not ur best one.

Spooky eddie: I too am 'fucking pumped' for camp.

Trashmouth: oh c'mon eddie, it's only us. You don't have to pretend to not cuss here, this is a very fucked up r-rated space here.

Ginger hoe: mhm just like richie's pp

Yuppers man: ^small

Trashmouth: um mike... I believe were talking abt my dick here not urs.

Thiccboy: damn.

Yuppers man: go suck a toe guys, my dick is easily twice the size of richie's. But man, none of us have got anything on bev.

Ginger hoe: thats right my guy, mine is colassall.

Trashmouth: yeah, she gets it from her mom. Big dick runs in the famiy.

Spooky eddie: yall are fucked up. Just sayin.

Ginger hoe: eddie be out here pretending hes not.

Trashmouth: bev be out here with the facts.

a/n: hope yall guys missed this gc as much as I did.

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