the way things used to be

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The losers club chat:
trashmouth: bitches love the gram.
small hoe: it's me. I'm bitches.
trashmouth: AWWWWH EDS I LOVE YOU BABY BOYYYYYYYY
small hoe: calm yourself.
beaver: not possible.
trashmouth: perish.
beaver: yes please.
trashmouth: NOOOOOOO BEVVVVVVIEEEEEEEE YOU BEAUTIFUL SOUL DOWNT DO THIS I WOVE YOU SO MCUH AND I NEED YOUR STUPID ASSS STAY WITH MEEEHHHH\
beaver: if i must.
big boy bill: shut up, its legit 3:44 am.
ben: no, this is better than disney please keep talking
yuppers man: i agree, ben's been watching a Disney re-run and i just don't think i can anymore. I mean christoffs hot but not THAT hot.
ben: but i am
yuppers man: true.
beaver: true?
big boy bill: tea?
trashmouth: tis' true, ben is a yummy hunk of yummy
small hoe: richie i will hurt you.
trashmouth: don worry eds, there's room for three in my bed
small hoe: ew.
small hoe: i only want ben
trashmouth: ouch.
bird boy: I'll take you Rich.
trashmouth: yes. eddie can suck ben's Dickinson. I hope their happy. Disgusting hoemoes
beaver: rich, you are litterly gay
trashmouth: yeah but their hoemoes theirs a difference
beaver: there is litterly not.
small hoe: i feel confused. I dont like this feeling.
beaver: it's richie did you expect to understand a word he says?
small hoe: no?
trashmouth: ouch?
beaver: kys
big boy bill: that's a meanie word Bev
trashmouth: an angry cupboard
ben: a tired bed (ooh the irony)
beaverly: a depressed door
small hoe: fluffy handcuffs
small hoe: well shit.
ben: Eddie's kinkey
trashmouth: ya just figuring this out
big boy bill: aight ima head out.
trashmouth: that's what stan said
bjrd boy: what the actual fuck

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