1 week earlier
The losers club chat:
trashmouth: bitches love the gram.
small hoe: it's me. I'm bitches.
trashmouth: AWWWWH EDS I LOVE YOU BABY BOYYYYYYYY
small hoe: calm yourself.
beaver: not possible.
trashmouth: perish.
beaver: yes please.
trashmouth: NOOOOOOO BEVVVVVVIEEEEEEEE YOU BEAUTIFUL SOUL DOWNT DO THIS I WOVE YOU SO MCUH AND I NEED YOUR STUPID ASSS STAY WITH MEEEHHHH\
beaver: if i must.
big boy bill: shut up, its legit 3:44 am.
ben: no, this is better than disney please keep talking
yuppers man: i agree, ben's been watching a Disney re-run and i just don't think i can anymore. I mean christoffs hot but not THAT hot.
ben: but i am
yuppers man: true.
beaver: true?
big boy bill: tea?
trashmouth: tis' true, ben is a yummy hunk of yummy
small hoe: richie i will hurt you.
trashmouth: don worry eds, there's room for three in my bed
small hoe: ew.
small hoe: i only want ben
trashmouth: ouch.
bird boy: I'll take you Rich.
trashmouth: yes. eddie can suck ben's Dickinson. I hope their happy. Disgusting hoemoes
beaver: rich, you are litterly gay
trashmouth: yeah but their hoemoes theirs a difference
beaver: there is litterly not.
small hoe: i feel confused. I dont like this feeling.
beaver: it's richie did you expect to understand a word he says?
small hoe: no?
trashmouth: ouch?
beaver: kys
big boy bill: that's a meanie word Bev
trashmouth: an angry cupboard
ben: a tired bed (ooh the irony)
beaverly: a depressed door
small hoe: fluffy handcuffs
small hoe: well shit.
ben: Eddie's kinkey
trashmouth: ya just figuring this out
big boy bill: aight ima head out.
trashmouth: that's what stan said
bjrd boy: what the actual fuck
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Delivered 2
FanfictionBOOK 2 YOU GUYS!! this is the second book in the delivered series. After the fight and stan claimed richie as his for good, eddie was never really the same. Now richie took it upon himself to fix eddie. texting and irl au