Yo it's ya boi skinny penis
Back at it again with shit ass rants
But we back bc I've been gone for a while
Welcome to spooky season
My favorite time of the year
Haunted houses
Scary movies
Candy apples
And best of all
Scaring the fuck outta little children with my father
Now in my neighborhood it's mostly like little kids
And every little kid watches those dumb YouTube videos of kids getting kidnapped by clowns and shit and let's be honest some of u sick fucks watch them for entertainment
And I'll admit I am a fellow sick fuck
And so inst my dad lol
THEREFORE
Every year around spooky season my dad and I watch dumbass videos like that
Well this year me and my dad decided that on Halloween I am gonna do some creepy ass clown makeup on him
Bc like I specialize in gore and shit so it'll be wild
And he's gonna sit in my front yard with a red ball on and like clown outfit and shit and his wave at people
Now the best part is where my house is located
I live along a main road and litarly right across from a dandy
Do not only can we scare children we can freak tf outta bitches walking into the dandy for cosmic brownies and slushies
I'm so excited u don't even understand
Catch me on YouTube fuckers
