Melani Grave
Hi I'm Melani aka the hottest girl you'll ever see with my blond cough(dyed)cough hair, crystal blue eyes cough(contacts) cough, and totally natural makeup cough(caked on) cough im perfect in every way. You see I have a list of the hottest boys in school my goal sleep with all of them ive almost done with just one more person to go Leo Valdez (you thought it would be percy) it'll be easy! All i need to dress provocatively and ill be done i mean all i have to do is ask right he'd never say no right?
Leo McShizzle Valdez
I can't wait i can't wait i cant wait after school im going home to my beautiful wife calypso valdez (has a good ring to it hung) after we all became gods! I replaced dad and calypso got her old powers back! And we got married! I just want to go back to camp. I know what your thinking why don't you live on olympus? well we do we just like staying at camp a lot i mean it will always be our home we just went through so much together(aww Caleo is so cute!) well back to class i'm walking to woodshop(no suprise there) when i feel a tap on my shoulder I turn around and see Cally!(calypso) i tackle her to the ground causing a crowd to form around us and kiss her passionately we just tuned out the whole world it was just me and her well.. Until Melani started talking
Melani Grave
Ugh i can't believe he has a girlfriend well it doesn't matter i'm better that her anyway (not) I clear my throat "ahem what are you doing" they look confused "i'm kissing my wife"he replies like it should be obvious "what!!!!! You can't be married i have to cross you off my list" now he looks confused "what list?" ughh this guy is so stupid!"my list I have to sleep with you so I can cross you off my list!" fro some reason he looks angry i mean who wouldnt want to have sex with me im gorgous im perfect im about to speak again when his 'wife' starts "hey Leo look in your tool belt"(he reaches into the tool belt and pulls out a small plastic stick with a pink plus sign on it) shes pregnant no!! This ruins my plans
Leo McShizzle Valdez
Shes pregnant callies pregnant i'm going to be a dad!!!!!!!!!! "Really" i manage to squeeze out "yah" she replies in between tears apparently even gods get ADHD "ohh i wonder what its domains will be? Is it a boy or a girl will it be like or parents? Will it look like dad? Will there be more than one? What will we name it? Will the 7 be excited? What about dad? Their are so many things to do! Well expand or quarters! The baby will be so spoiled i cant wait till it gets to go to camp for the first time!" she puts a finger over my mouth and tells me"we'll figure it out together we always do, who got me off the island? who fixed festus? who saved the world?" im going to respond when she puts a finger over my mouth "you did together well be unstoppable and our real worry is who will the godparents be" oh right there will most likely be bloodshed. I just can't wait to get back to camp im about to say something when im cut off by all the TVs in the hallways broadcasting to... Olympus?
(on TVs)
Mortals my name is Zeus former king of Olympus you see i was just replaced by Percy Jackson son of Poseidon and winner of many many many quests each of us Olympians were replaced by one of our children I am here to announce that Percy Jackson has requested that... Repair Boy reveals himself and reports to Olympus immediately
The tvs go back to normal and everyone freaks out i grab onto callys hand and engulf myself in fire "listen my name is Leo Valdez husband of Calypso Valdez god of forge and fire son of Hephestus and one of the 14 Olympians this is Calypso of Ogygia we know must leave and Melani try a stunt like this and ill get the goddess of love and beauty to come pay you a visit " after i finish the flames go down and im in my greek armourwe flash out and Cally looks furious "i can't believe you only threatened her maiming maiming is the goal" ha classic cally i love her so much shes just got such.. Fire! Im hilarious i know
At Olympus
Guys i call out everyone flashes in on their thrones dramatic i know after sitting down percy begins "guys let the meeting comence (he make a table appear full of snacks and drinks just like at camp half blood) so Hera told me something repair boy when were you going to tell us!" what how does he know im going to answer but caly stands up " today at the meeting were pregnant!" the whole room erupts in joy! I haven't seen this much joy in a room since solangelo got together! but it's nice to know the baby will be loved this baby will be loved by all i hope it dosent burn the house down though?
