Nico: daddy can you pass me the salt
Hades: Nico don't call me that
(will hands him the salt)
Nico: thank you will
(Hades infuriated)
(will runs)
WIll: the foods to hot I can't eat it
Nico: your hot and id eat you
Piper: (slamming hands-on table) One dinner! just one dinner!
Percy: happy thanksgiving Frank!
Frank: im Canadian
Percy: oh happy random Thursday then
Tahlia: uncle Poseidon may i have more water?
Percy: i got it
(throws water in her face)
Thalia: PECYUS Jackson
(electrocutes him)
Annabeth: should we stop them?
Piper: Nah let them go they be tired eventually
Assembly
Attention all students please report to the auditorium for an emergency assembly
All of the senior years walk down and that's including Percy, Annabeth, Frank, Piper, Leo, Calypso, and Jason were all wondering what could this be about? When we walk into the auditorium we see 14 thrones and we hide our heads in our shirts our parents are here! They all hide in the back row of chairs and the Olympians flash in and Zeus begins
"Attention mortals i am Zeus king of Olympus and we are here for some of the bravest demigods ever so please come up" he's cut off by Poseidon
"My son saved the world twice has been on countless quests and prophecies the greatest swordsman in 300 years the most powerful demigod in history my son"
Percy sinks down in his seat even deeper
Apollo stands up "ah well if my favorite cousin doesn't come out I'm gonna have to say a haiku
Every demigod stands up and screams "you got us!"
But the school bully ain't having it "really the wimps are demigods i am because I'm better than them"
Big mistake
300 years later he's still in the fields of punishment
Grover: good responses for getting stabbed with a sword
Percy: not again
Leo: that's fair
Nico: are you gonna want this back or can I keep it
Percy: Nico and
Jason: Will sittin
Percy: in a tree
Percy: K-I-S-S-
Jason: I-N-G
Percy: first come love
Jason: then comes marriage
Nico: and two half-bloods with spinal damage
Undetermined kids: what's that thing doing
Hermes cabin: getting rid of the moths honey
Undetermined kids: where's it taking them
Hades cabin: hell
Athena cabin: don't say that Higgins
Hades cabin: of sorry not hell Mexico
Bianca: dad papa i got suspended from school
Will: grounded what did you do
Bianca: the teacher said sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me
Nico: sooo
Bianca: I threw a dictionary at his head
Nico: you are officially ungrounded
