Dirty // Reddie AU

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I exit my house with my skinny black jeans on with my same old shirt and bullshit, I see the oh so precious Eddie, he's wearing this massive jumper and shorts like normal, I walk up behind him. 'Hey, baby.' Not even turning around he says. 'Don't call me that.' I quickly grab him noogieing him. 'Losen up Eds!' He cracks a small smile pushing me off him. 'You're a nightmare.' I go to say something as he starts walking again, I follow behind him quickly catching up. 'You shouldn't walk away from me, that's very rude.' He laughs a bit as I grab his hand trying to annoy him, he says redder than blood. 'Why are you holding my hand?!' I answer. 'Felt like it.' He doesn't pull away? I smirk a bit. 'Aw, you're starting to accept my love?' He shakes his head in response not saying anything, he's too busy chewing on his inner lip.

I hear tires screeching behind us as I turn around to Bowers, I start sprinting dragging Eds along with me, I quickly drag him into this alley as he gags. 'Dude! This is so unsanitary!' I put my hand over his mouth. 'Shut up! Bowers.' He nods quickly becoming silent, after a couple of minutes I poke my head around the corner. 'He's gone, probably off giving his dad a blowjob or someshit.' He nods walking along with me, we arrive at the oh so hellish place called high school.

I see Bev and Stan talking with there little boyfriends, I say making Eddie follow me. 'What up homos!' Stan rolls his eyes. 'Not gay Richie.' I put up my finger. 'Sure, and you don't suck Bills dick every night.' Bev laughs a little as I say. 'This is Edwardo. He's really small and gay.' Eddie shakes his head. 'Everything about that sentence was wrong.' I laugh. 'I've never met a straight man who shaves his legs or holds there friends hand.' Eddie blushes a bit. 'You grabbed my hand!' I wink. 'Sure.' Bill stammers. 'I-I-I know you, y-you're i-i-in my science class.' I say confused. 'I'm in your science class?' Bill slaps himself to prove a point. 'You're really oblivious Richie.' Eddie nods. 'I second that motion.' Stan laughs. 'Aw, your boyfriend even agrees.'

Eddie shakes his head. 'I'm not his boyfriend?' I pick up Eddie shaking my head. 'Nope! You are! Sorry.' Eddie says worrying. 'Put me down please!' I laugh letting him go, he brushes himself off. 'If I am, I'm breaking up with you.' Bev laughs. 'Trouble in paradise?' I nod. 'My babies trying to break up with me!' Bev asks. 'Is that the person who took a photos of you?' I nod. 'My own little stalker.' Eddie just rolls his eyes at the comment as Bev grins talking to him about photography. After a bit, we all have to leave for class. I reach last period and head into science, I sit next to Eds as he raises an eyebrow. 'Why are you sitting with me?' I answer. 'Cause, you're cute.' He rolls his eyes writing down some stuff from the bored, the teacher tells us to partner up, I quickly chose Eds and started doing the experiment with him. 'So, what do I do?' He sighs. 'Light up the match and start the flames. Do not blow up the lab!' I smile. 'I'll try my best Eds.'

We complete the experiment and Eds is pissed at me for not taking it seriously, I sigh following him home. 'Eds!' He doesn't say anything and is just ignoring me. Great!