ANDY SAMBERG ONE SHOTS

more than you bargained for

"Ok Andy that was great. Now go change you're in the next skit. You're going to be in tnt kissing family sketch." The stage hand said. Andy nodded his head and walked into his dressing room already pulling off his shirt. When he opens the door he sees you sitting on the couch. You turn to him. "Oh I thought you'd never be finished Andy." He's startled but then instantly looks intrigued. "I told you I'd meet you after the show finished baby." He touches your cheek and traces your exposed collar bone. "Well I couldn't wait that long. We don't have much time." Andy pulls you close and cups your face in his hands. "Then I'll have you shaking before commercial breaks." With that Andy picks you up and you wrap your legs around his waist. Andy kisses you hard and his tounge explores your mouth. His hands squeeze your ass and make big circles on them. He throws you on the bed (used for when writers stay over night writing) and climbs on top of you. He leans into your ear and breaths "I don't want to hear a single noise cone out of your mouth. Or Lorne will have both of our heads." He begins to suck on your neck as you squirm underneath him. His left hand slides down your stomach and to your thigh. He hitches up your skirt and reveals your lace panties, already wet with anticipation. Andy looks you in the eyes and pushes your panties aside and slips a finger into you. You grab unto Andy's back and dig into his flannel. You try and stifle a moan so you just breath heavy and bite on his shoulder. "Oh does baby like that?" He starts to suck on your neck again as your hips move in time with Andy's finger slipping in and out of you. "Do you want more (y/n)?" You nod aggressively as he pushes another finger into you. His warm, rough fingers go deeper your hips buckle. His right hand slides under your shirt and feels your naked breasts. He rips your shirt with his teeth and starts to suck on your nipple, slowly lapping his tounge over it again and again. "A-Andy." You say and he pulls his fingers out of you. He brings then to his lips. "Shh. What did I say?" He slowly licks the cum off his fingers as he rubs his thumb over your nipple. "Be a good girl for me and you wont be able to Stand in the morning." He cocks his head and kisses you hard. You reach for his belt and undo his pants. You feel his undeniable bulge against his boxers. He breaks away from you and pulls his boxers down and let's you awe at his size. You bit your lip and Andy pushes you back down and rubbs your clit slow and hard. "Are you ready baby?" You nod and he pushes your panties aside and slides himself in you. "Shit (y/n) you're so tight." Grinding his hips down, He moves his face to the side of your neck. He starts to suck on your neck as he pounds into you. Your hands grab onto his flannel as your hips grind in time with Andy.

There's a knock at the door. Andy stops moving. Paul Rudd's voice is heard on the other side of the door. "5 Minutes til commercials over Andy." He looks at you and says, "I won't be much longer." You hear Rudd's footsteps trail off and before you could catch your breath Andy is at it again but with more power in each movement. He grinds into you in a circle motion and you fling your head back. Each thrust is deeper until you feel yourself about to climax. He leans down and licks your stomach and looks up at you. "I'm not finished with you yet my little baby." You didn't think Andy could push harder but he did and he becomes hypnotized by your tits bouncing up and down. You can't help but moan under his power and he groans too. "Fuck you're so good baby." He says. You reach down and start to rub your self but Andy slaps you away. "That's my job you little bitch." You moan louder as he continues to thrust and starts to rub you down. That does it."Fuck Andy please I'm almost there don't stop oh yes !" You scream. Andy growls deeply and you both cum at the same time. You feel the warm liquid fill you as you breath heavy. Andy leans against your ear. "That was just a sample of what you'll have tonight." He gets up and puts on a new sweater and pants and as he turns to leave he crouches down a softly kisses your destroyed pussy. "Mine."