ANDY SAMBERG ONE SHOTS

First Time

[You and Rod Kimble are walking home after a nice date and are now standing in front of his house.]

Rod looks at you," I had a really great time tonight (y/n)." You wrap your arms around his neck and look at him lovingly. "It doesn't have to end here Rod." He blushes hard and looks down at you. " Would you like to come into my room for a little bit?" He smirks and kisses you lightly. Your kiss answers his question as he pulls you up the steps and into his house.  He turns to you and blushes, playing with his hair. "Um mom and Frank will be gone all night and Kevin is at Nitro's house. So we'll be all alone tonight." He looks down at his shoes and then back up at you. "Did I ever tell you how pretty you are. Not shitty at all." He starts to mumble as you move closer. You run your fingers through his hair. "Oh Rod, you're such a sweetheart. Show me your room."

He takes you across the hall to his room and you look around his infantile room and smile. "It looks just like you Rod." You sit down on the edge of his bed and pat the spot next to you. "Come on babe, I don't bite." He sits next to you and rubs your neck with his large hands. He smiles and says," In all honestly I'm so nervous right now." You pull him closer as breath, "I'll help you with that." You slam your lips into his and Rod's breath quickens. You run your tounge against his soft lips and his hands move to your waist tenderly. You feel his tounge creep into your mouth and his warm tounge battles against yours. You lean over his slightly and he moves your hips closer to his. Although you've only been kissing you can tell Rod has gotten hard by your presence. He slides his hands up your side until he starts to slip off your shirt. He stops and says," Is this ok?" You nodd and help him take off your shirt and just have your bra exposed. Rod's eyes light up as he looks at your blessed pair and he kisses you harder. You run your hand up his thigh and you can feel the tip of his member on the inside of his thigh. It sends shivers over him as he moans quietly in your mouth. He moves and starts kissing your neck and sucks on your collar bone. You moan and start to undo his denim jump suit hungrily. He notices what your doing and stands up and gets out of his suit and tosses it to the floor. With his chest bare all he's wearing is white shorts and you can clearly see his member and it's large transformation. "Baby your so big. Why have you been keeping this a secret." You crawl off the bed and kneel before him. You look up and wink at him as you see the nervous anticipation build on his face. "Baby you don't need to do that really I-" before you can finish you've already pulled down his boxers. You kiss his tip and Rod instantly moans and sits down, pulling you with him. You look up at him and you see his gorgeous neck lean back and his adam's Apple move up and down as he swallows. His neck veins tenses as you slowly wrap your mouth around him. He groans loudly and places his rough hands on your head, bobbing your head slightly. You lick him down sloppily and his breath hitches. With each bob you move farther down, yet you're unable to reach all the way to his shaft. You move your hands and squeeze his balls and Rod groans loudly, slamming his fists into the bed. "F-Fuck baby." He says breathlessly. You love you way he's just puddy in your hands-and mouth. He pushes your head one last time and you finally reach his shaft. You lick his base-marking your territory as Rod screams. "Fuck I c-can't hold o-on." Rod completely unloads in your mouth and you drink up every last drop. You slowly slip your lips off him as he grabs your face. "I'm so sorry I did that I bet I taste horrible." You seductively look up at him and lick your lips. "Your hot rod tastes absolutely divine." "Fuck baby, you're killing me here." You stand up and pull off your skirt and reveal your naked pussy. "I plan to destroy you." His eyes graze over you and he suddenly grabs your waist and lifts you off the ground and lays you inches above him. "Perfect" He says. He positions you and slides himself into you as you both moan loudly. "Rod you're so b-big." You lean down and begin to ride him. His hips thrust just as you come down, almost hitting your g-spot each time. You place your hands right by his face as you Completely give your whole body to him. He grabs onto your ass and lifts you up each time as you come crashing down on him. Each movement brings you dangerously close to your climax. You Look at Rod and slow down, making him suffer. "Baby please. I need you right now." You lean in and kiss him hard. He removes his hand from your ass and brings them to your nipples as he begins to harden them with each stroke. You start to go faster again and Rod tries to lick your nipple with each backlash of your grind. He grabs on and and devoures your tit and sucks on it ruthlessly. You moan louder by the complete extacy of your breasts. He goes to the neglected tit and does the same, groaning constantly. You feel yourself become doubled over in passion and utter orgasm. You grind harder and harder as you and Rod both scream. The bed creaks explosively as Rod places his hands on your hips. "Oh SHIT oh SHIT oh SHIT Fuck right there baby." You moan and you feel your pussy drip with cum as you both unwind in each other. You slump off him and lay on your back and catch your breath. Rod's sweat stained sex hair is pushed back as he gasps. You place your hand on his chest, fingering his collar bone gingerly. He looks at you and kisses your head. He says,"Now that's a stunt I never thought I could make it out of alive." You smile. "You won't be doing stunts for a while after that", you say. He tries to sit up but then winces and Slams back down. "I guess I'll just have to lay here longer with you." You nuzzle into his chest and you can already hear his soft snores.