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happy birthday to our mochi jiminie ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

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The next morning Jeongguk asked Taehyung to write him a bucket list. But apparently the prince didn't have the concept of what a bucket list was, so Jeongguk decided he would take matters into his own hands. Jeongguk thought of all the things that Taehyung would like, along some that he liked, and made him a secret bucket list that he would accomplish with Taehyung in the following month.

The first item on Jeongguk's list was to show Taehyung corn.

Jeongguk left Taehyung in the bedroom and went down to the fridge. He had told Taehyung that he would grab him some corn. When he returned to his bedroom, he saw a very curious Taehyung sitting on the edge of his bed, bouncing slightly and eyeing Jeongguk's hand with great interest.

"Oh! This is the corn Jimin talked about? Can I see it please?"

"Yeah sure." He threw the yellow object towards Taehyung. Taehyung caressed the outline of the corn as if it was a precious artifact of great value, while looking very confused. "I never knew human technology was so advanced. It looks like a crop, not some device."

Jeongguk laughed out loud. It was the first time Taehyung saw Jeongguk smile. He was smiling so wide he had wrinkles and his nose crunched. Taehyung thought he looked like a really cute baby seal or literally any cute baby animals.

Jeongguk snapped a shot of Taehyung looking confused with the corn, then he lowered his camera. "That's because it's not. You meant porn, not corn. This is corn. We eat them. It's delicious, you should try it one day."

"Well, then where is this porn thingy?"

That was not the response Jeongguk had anticipated. "Um- we probably shouldn't-" He prayed Taehyung would just leave the subject and let him die in peace.

"But you promised."

"I- fine. It's on my phone and I'll just show you some I guess. Don't make this weird."

So Jeongguk opened an incognito tab on chrome and typed pornhub in the search bar. He just clicked a random one at the top: there was a chick with some buff man doing the dirty. He chucked the phone on the mattress and walked to the door. "Tell me when you finished watching."

"Wait where are you going Gukkie? You're not watching it with me? How am I supposed to understand?"

"What? Watch it with you?! Well- under normal circumstances, humans don't watch porn with... random people... um. This is really awkward. Geez. Fuck." The whole situation is so bizarre Jeongguk didn't know how to respond.

He slumped on his bed next to Taehyung and hoped for the best. The thing is, Jeongguk never watched porn with other people. It's weird as fuck. Who was he supposed to watch with anyways, Jaegguk? Not to mention that he chose straight porn. This might be the first time he couldn't get up while watching porn.

The video just started playing and they were already full on moaning and shit. Fake as fuck. Taehyung's mouth was wide opened. He was blushing but he was also curious. He had asked Jeongguk if it really felt that good when something penetrates. Jeongguk had never been a bottom, so he replied he didn't know.

After 13 long awkward minutes, the porn finally finished and Jeongguk has never been more relieved. He took the phone away and let out a long breath. "Well. That's was it. Haha. Did you... enjoy it?"

Taehyung didn't enjoy it one bit. He felt nothing but confused and weirded out. "What do you use it for? Why do humans watch them? They are terrible actors and they make annoying sounds."