Italian Catastrophe

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Today was the day Alex was taking me out. He told me to dress fancy, so I assumed we were going to a nice restaurant. I didn't mind, it's the perfect setting for a first date. I can't wait to get to know each other better.

I was sporting a dark purple bodycon dress with long sleeves, the color complimented my dark features.

Alex arrived moments later, eyeing me up and down, seductively wetting his pink lips and constantly telling me how good I looked.

I felt like I was an object but in a good way. He scanned objects for a living, he knows how to handle them.

We got to the restaurant, which was Italian, and we learned so much more about each other. What we wanted to do after Target and such. He just wanted to become Target CEO, but I'll support him through anything.

The evening was going great, until masses of warm spaghetti were spilled on my head by a clumsy ass waiter.

Alex cussed him out and paid the check so we could go.

"Let's go clean you up, babe."

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rainingmagic 2014

REMINDER THAT THIS IS A COMEDY AND I MIGHT MAKE A SEQUEL !!!

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