10:02 am
Derrick: Pupunta ka ba?
Derrick: Birthday ni Kifer.
Seen10:06 am
Cole: Sinong Kifer?
Derrick: My son.
Cole: What?10:15 am
Cole: What else did I missed for two fvcking years?
Cole: Nagkaanak ka?
Cole: Kanino?
Cole: At hindi manlang ako ninong?
Seen10:21 am
Derrick: Gusto mo ba?
Derrick: Hindi pa rin naman nabibinyagan si Kifer.
Derrick: Gumagawa pa lang kami ng listahan.11:02 am
Derrick: So, ano pupunta ka?11:05 am
Cole: Sinong nanay ng anak mo?
Cole: Don't tell me kasal ka na rin?11:07 am
Derrick: Si Elise.
Derrick: Do you know Elise?
Derrick: 'Yong matagal ng alaga ni mommy?
Seen11:16 am
Derrick: Pumunta ka ha.
Derrick: Para mabawasan naman ang gastusin ko.11:20 am
Cole: What should I bring then?
Cole: Pampers?
Cole: Milk?
Cole: What?
Seen11:22 am
Cole: Bilisan mo
Cole: Pumipintig ang migraine ko sayo
Cole: Dumagdag ka pa sa sakit ng ulo ko.
Seen11:25 am
Derrick: Wait may tanong ako
Derrick: Do dogs wear pampers?11:27 am
Cole: What? No.
Derrick: Then why would you buy pampers for my son?
Seen11:31 am
Cole: What?
Cole: Wait.
Derrick: Hahahahaha11:35 am
Cole: Fvck you dude
Cole: Kinabahan ako sayo tangina ka11:37 am
Cole: I thought you have a kid alreadyyy
Derrick: That's so gay
Derrick: Hahahahaha
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Random'You will only know the value of something when you lost it.' I love her more when she's no longer mine to hold. (THIS IS THE BOOK 2 OF MY OTHER STORY: SAY YOU WON'T LET GO)