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10:02 am
Derrick: Pupunta ka ba?
Derrick: Birthday ni Kifer.
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10:06 am
Cole: Sinong Kifer?
Derrick: My son.
Cole: What?

10:15 am
Cole: What else did I missed for two fvcking years?
Cole: Nagkaanak ka?
Cole: Kanino?
Cole: At hindi manlang ako ninong?
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10:21 am
Derrick: Gusto mo ba?
Derrick: Hindi pa rin naman nabibinyagan si Kifer.
Derrick: Gumagawa pa lang kami ng listahan.

11:02 am
Derrick: So, ano pupunta ka?

11:05 am
Cole: Sinong nanay ng anak mo?
Cole: Don't tell me kasal ka na rin?

11:07 am
Derrick: Si Elise.
Derrick: Do you know Elise?
Derrick: 'Yong matagal ng alaga ni mommy?
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11:16 am
Derrick: Pumunta ka ha.
Derrick: Para mabawasan naman ang gastusin ko.

11:20 am
Cole: What should I bring then?
Cole: Pampers?
Cole: Milk?
Cole: What?
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11:22 am
Cole: Bilisan mo
Cole: Pumipintig ang migraine ko sayo
Cole: Dumagdag ka pa sa sakit ng ulo ko.
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11:25 am
Derrick: Wait may tanong ako
Derrick: Do dogs wear pampers?

11:27 am
Cole: What? No.
Derrick: Then why would you buy pampers for my son?
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11:31 am
Cole: What?
Cole: Wait.
Derrick: Hahahahaha

11:35 am
Cole: Fvck you dude
Cole: Kinabahan ako sayo tangina ka

11:37 am
Cole: I thought you have a kid alreadyyy
Derrick: That's so gay
Derrick: Hahahahaha
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