Eye For An Eye (BNHA: Bakudeku

~8~

Living With Tanya
Katsuki
Ituko

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Katsuki

I'm going to kill her.

I'm going to fucking kill that bitch.

She needs to back the fuck away from my husband, kids, and father in law. She's already started hitting Izuku, she won't stop berating Ketzuka for not being lady-like, she keeps yelling at Ituko for being shy, and the only interactions she has with Hisashi are to insult him, even though he's actually trying to be friendly.

Okay, I'm worried about them all. I admit it.

But Izuku fucking wakes up crying in the middle of the night because he's scared of her doing something, or he wakes up screaming because he had a nightmare about them both. It worries me, and it's starting to seriously piss me off.

"STOP TELLING ME TO BE LADY LIKE! I CAN ACT HOWEVER I WANT BITCH!"

And then there's that...

I groaned, hearing Ketzuka arguing with Tanya for the millionth time.

"KETZUKA! LANGUAGE!" Izuku called upstairs from the couch.

"SORRY PAPA!" She called back.

"OH SO YOU LISTEN TO HIM, BUT NOT ME?!" Tanya yelled.

"HE'S MY PAPA, YOU AREN'T EVEN RELATED!"

"I'M HIS MOTHER!"

"I DON'T HAVE A GRANDMOTHER!"

"I ADOPTED HIM!"

"AS IF!"

"Should I?..." I trailed off, glancing at Izuku from the kitchen.

"No, Ketzuka is just energetic because she's been stuck inside all day..." Izuku sighed.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention. Ketzuka caught a cold yesterday, so she had to stay home from school. Needless to say, it's kind of got her on edge.

They continued to yell at each other, Ituko came downstairs, sighing. He looked nervous.

"Hey Kid, you okay?" I took off my gloves, having finished cleaning the dishes, and ruffled his hair. He forced a smile at me.

"Yeah, I'm fine. It was just really loud up there..."

"Heh, you're a really bad liar, y'know that right?" I replied. He frowned, and sighed.

"Their arguing makes me nervous..." He admitted, looking down. I sighed, and he looked back up, biting his lip nervously. I ruffled his hair again.

"I'll talk to them, don't worry. Your sister is just a little more pent up then normal from staying home." I told him, and he nodded, pulling his iPad into his chest and going to sit next to Izuku. I went and sat next to him.

The yelling continued upstairs, and finally, I sighed and stood up. I walked over to the base of the stairs, and yelled up at them.

"BOTH OF YOU, SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

There was a short silence.

"SORRY DAD!" Ketzuka called, and came down the stairs with some thumping. Tanya came down behind her, glaring at the back of her head.

"She's an old hag, and I don't like her." Ketzuka announced later that night at dinner. Izuku and I glanced at each other, and then he burst out laughing.