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- calls you alice. oh you liked your birth name? yeah forget that you're alice now.
- makes you join him for tea parties
- speaking of tea, he will only drink tea made by you from now on
- has tweedledee and tweedledum take care of you, instead of join him, while he's off robbing banks and planning complex schemes that will surely piss off the bat.
- likes that he actually doesn't have to use mind control to get you to like him
- has asked you multiple times to help him stop being villainous, he always fails since being crazy is in his nature
- You did somehow managed to convince him to stop kidnapping children through mind control for other villains and just focus on robberies
- He likes to sit on your lap and either read alice in wonderland to you or try to explain neuroscience to you, you don't mind since he looks extremely happy doing both
- He'll often ask you for ideas for schemes since he's fond of how imaginative you can be
- He's not all nice though, if for whatever reason you two get in a heated argument where it looks like you may leave him, he won't hesitate to make you drink some of his special tea and tie you to a chair until you calm down and see that he's in the right
- He'll often test his inventions on you first and treat them as if they were gifts.
- however he will often make hats specially for you, no mind control tech imbedded in them btw, and will refuse to let you wear the same hat twice
- You'll often have to deal with Batman interrogating you or holding you against your will to get to Tetch.
- For the most part he tries to keep you out of the illegal activity he does
- he likes when you read him other works by lewis carrol , alice in wonderland however is for him and only him to read to you
- When he's in one of his episodes ,basically right before one of his schemes, it's impossible to get him to stop speaking in alice in wonderland quotes so like bare with him.
- Surprisingly at first he's not one to show too much affection, you're like a precious glass sculpture to him, one he must observe and not touch.
- ^ however as your relationship progresses he will be more affectionate and always keep you by his side, it'll be rare that he won't have his arm wrapped around your waist
- When he eventually gets caught and locked up he won't expect you to break him out, in fact he rather you not partake in any criminal activity in fear that you'll be put away too, but once you successfully break him out he won't know what to do with himself... like he loves you (?) in his own way and always thought you only put up with him because you kind of had to but once you break him out he'll know for a fact you love him too
- he won't hesitate to kill any other villains or henchmen who even look your way though, you're all his and you're too precious to be tainted by them
- expect to be covered in only the finest clothing, nothing is too good for his alice - all in all he's very protective of you and cares for you a lot, again in his own way...
