A petting zoo. Where childhood memories are made and where parents waste their money.
At this particular petting zoo ("The Britpop, Peace and Love Petting Zoo" to be specific a.k.a tbplpz) young and old, singe or taken, mothers come and gawk at a young keeper, Jarvis, while their children torture the animals there.
This was also the petting zoo the annoying hooligans in a group called Blur was planning to visit.
To steal a sheep.
Alex James was always known to be the mysterious and cool one of the group. He always has a cigarette in hand and carried himself in such a way that'll make you intimidated by him.
He's always had a passion for cheese and Shaun the Sheep. When he heard his mate, Damon Albarn, was planning a group outing at the local petting zoo he was obviously giddy with excitement.
He can finally get the sheep of his dreams to recreate his favourite movie, Shaun the Sheep: Farmageddon.
"So, Damon. When're we heading to the petting zoo?" Alex asked in a tone that seemed almost child-like.
Damon raised a brow to this. He had never seen Alex behave like this before. The dark haired man had his arms folded on his back and a big goofy grin on his face.
"I don't know, Alex. Maybe during the weekends."
"Why not tomorrow, Damon?"
"Tomorrow's too soon." The blonde furrowed his brow to Alex again. "Why do you care so much about this?"
"Because I'm going to steal a sheep." Alex then began making his way to his bedroom to plan out the sheep heist.
"Oh." Damon's eyes widened in horror as he realised what Alex had said. "What!?" He grabbed for Alex and turned him so they were facing each other.
"What do you mean by 'steal a sheep'." Damon said in air quotes.
"I mean exactly what I meant. I'm going to kidnap or should I say 'sheepnap a sheep'."
"Alex..." Damon sighed. "Is this going to turn out like the last time we went to a petting zoo."
Alex looked at Damon in confusion.
"Remember, Alex? When you tried to 'cownap' a cow so you can have 'infinite cheese' and we all got sent to jail and was banned forever?"
"Oh yeah." Alex nodded along to Damon. "This time it's different though. I've got a plan."
"A plan? Oh yeah, alright things or gonna be way better now since you've got 'a plan'." He rolled his eyes to Alex and his stupid lesbian haircut.
"Yeah, bowlcut. Get up bright and early TOMORROW. We've got a big big day of sheepnapping." Alex said and booped Damon's nose. He then proceeded to jump out the window of the one story building and ran across the street.
Damon instinctively covered his nose because of the rancid cheese scent that coated his finger. Tomorrow's going to be a big big day indeed.
