The Trinity dragon

Kresus

Y/n: "you good there, Author?"

*A/n: "*sigh* yes. I needed to blow off some steam."*

Yasaka: "you seemed pretty damn angry."

Y/n: "I'll say...it was pretty funny though."

*A/n: "I hate both of you."*

Y/n/Yasaka: "Love you too, big guy!"

Zero-Two: "are you two good?"

Y/n: "depends on the situation. Ya willing to talk yet?"

Zero-Two: "go fuck yourself."

Aaaand I made a bad decision...

Y/n: "why don't you fuck me yourself, Coward!"

At that moment, Zero-Two's eyes turned into those of a predator.

Yasaka: "well, I'm going to go and hang out with my daughter."

Allia: "I'll join you."

Issei: "I kinda wanna watch."

Allia: "no, you're coming with us. Your brother's just dug himself into a thirty foot hole."

Y/n: "yeah, probably a bad move on my part. Oh well...NIGERUNDAYO!!!"

I bolted off into the bamboo forest as fast as I could and Zero-Two bolted after me.

She was much, MUCH faster than I anticipated.

(No lemon here because it's not officially Zero Two's turn yet)

I stumbled out of the bamboo forest with all of the elegance of a fucking brick to the face.

Y/n: "screw it. It was worth it for the meme."

Zero-Two: "was it really though?"

Y/n: "yes. It's always worth it for the meme. Even if said meme gets you raped in a bamboo forest."

Zero-Two: "hey, it's not rape since you basically invited me to screw around."

Y/n: "...stop making good points."

She giggled slightly and we continued to walk until we found the others.

Yasaka: "ah, I see you two managed to actually bond over something."

Y/n: "Yasaka, no."

Yasaka: "Yasaka, yes."

Y/n: "crafty fuckin'...screw it. Imma head back to the hotel and go to bed. My fuckin' dick hurts."

Zero-Two: "I'm not apologising!"

Y/n: "you wouldn't, ya fuckin' freak."

Zero-Two: "y'know. If Hiro isn't in this world, I'll need a new darling."

the authors voice echoes inside your head.
If the word 'darling' is used to refer to you, run.

A single drop of sweat dropped down my face.

Y/n: "*sigh* here we go again. NIGERUNDAYO PART TWO: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!!"

Zero-Two laughed before running after me again. On one hand, I was glad that she had opened up to me. On the other, I wasn't a fan of the notion that she might do me in my sleep.

I managed to lose her and found myself in a bar. I sat down for a drink before noticing something. All of the other people in the bar were either Fallen Angels or Devils. The barkeep was human, but everyone else was a supernatural being.

Bar attendant: "hey, Agil! Another round over here, please!"

The barkeep laughed.

Barkeep: "on it!"