"oh yeah? and what're you gonna do about it?"
"keep up that attitude and i'll drink all of your stupid banana milk."
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having jeon jungkook as your roomate can't be that bad, right?
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; roomates au
; enemies to lovers
; a shitty attempt at comedy...
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before night falls, you decided to act mature and talk to jungkook. the both of you managed to sit down and lay out some rules that the both of you should follow which was then written on a piece of paper, which includes:
SEOLHEE'S RULES FOR JINGLECOCK: 1. jungkook should always clean up after making a mess. 2. jungkook is not allowed to throw parties. 3. jungkook is not allowed to bring anyone (except his hyungs) over. 4. jungkook CANNOT eat food that belongs to seolhee. 5. jungkook is in charge of doing the laundry and taking out the trash every tuesday, thursday and saturday. 6. jungkook should stay at least 5 feet away from seolhee. 7. unless the house is on fire, jungkook should not bother seolhee.
JUNGKOOK'S RULES FOR RUDE KANG: 1. seolhee is not allowed to drink jungkook's banana milk. 2. seolhee is not allowed to bring boys over.
"that's all?" you look up to ask jungkook who was sitting on the couch while you sat across him on the floor. "also, who the hell are you calling rude?" you huff as he chuckles, "what should i call you then?" he asks you before pretending to think. "ah, should i call you babygirl? do you like that?" he smirks playfully. you point a finger at him to remind him where he stands, "i'd rather you not call me at all." you said before standing up.
"what time are they coming over again?" you ask jungkook while you smoothen your clothes. "seven." he answers and you bit the insides of your cheek while nodding.
you take a look at the clock to check how much time there was left before they arrived. it was currently 6.04p.m., so you still had enough time to prepare for their favourite dish. "i should start cooking then." you gather all your hair up into a ponytail before tying it. "you can cook?" jungkook shoots you a look as if he doesn't believe you which you miss because you were busy sticking the paper on the fridge.
you placed your hands on your hip after putting your baby blue apron on, "i've been living alone for the past one and a half year so, yes. of course i know how to cook." you sassily reply before opening the fridge to get all the ingredients that you needed.
you were chopping the kimchi when jungkook got up from the couch and walked towards the island bar table. "damn, i was just asking." you hear him mumble softly before he sits on one of the stools. "what are you making?" he questions while watching you place the kimchi into a bowl.
"kimchi stew, it's our favourite." you answer him nonchalantly while turning the stove on. after the water had started boiling, you poured all the ingredients inside the pot and stirred it for a couple minutes before covering the lid to let it boil. while waiting for the stew to be done, you took out a bottle of soju from the fridge before taking a seat across jungkook.
jungkook watches you closely as you take a glass and pour the soju into it. you drink the soju down in one shot, letting out an ahh shortly after. you fill your cup with soju again, this time noticing that jungkook was watching you. you look at him with a raised brow and jungkook averts his eyes somewhere else while softly clearing his throat. "never knew you were the type to drink." jungkook says while you swirl the cup of soju with a slight tug on your lip.
