Greetings diary
Not much has happened today so I don't have much to say. But one major thing happened at lunch. Dib-stink was chasing me around with his weird alien cuffs again. But what was different today was that he stepped on his coat as running and tripped. He landed face first and broke his nose. It was HILARIOUS!!! He was bleeding like crazy and Gaz didn't seem to even look up from her game. No one else even gave him a glance.
I guess I started to feel a little guilty and I helped him to the nurse. YES ZIM CAN FEEL GUILT LIKE ANY IRKEN. He was sent to hospital shortly after. I think he'll be there for awhile. I might go visit him to apologize. Or laugh at him some more. But I finally get some time to work on my studies of TAKING OVER PLANET EARTH!!!
The almighty tallest called me shortly after I got home and I gave them the daily reports. The call didn't last long. Gir was being extremely obnoxious the entire time. I had to end the call with my tallest to get him tacos, because he wouldn't stop crying. The tallest must be so dissatisfied with the way my SIR unit was acting. They were laughing though so I think they didn't mind it much. But hearing my tallest laughing isn't too uncommon.
I must go now. Someone is at the door.
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Diary of the great ZIMMM
FanfictionThe Dib thing told me about this thing called a diary where you write down stuff that you can't tell anyone else. So i write here when I can't talk to my tallest. . . . . . . As of March 31st this story was ranked #197 in spaceship out of 2.1k As o...
