adopted by mcr?!???? xD

i have trust issues

a/n: lolol im scared of my ex gf im so sorrg about this i love every member jusg so ypu know haasahshHHashhd

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reader pov::

when i wake up i see the members of mcr circling around me, chanting the lyrics to every snowflake is different. there are knives stabbed into every inch of my body as i feel the yo gabba gabba gods show no mercy on my mere mortal form. i feel power pulsing through my veins as i raise up, glowing. the members stay in their places as i step back on the ground.

i first approache gerard, kicking him to the ground and punching his beautiful face a bunch of times, before shooting him into a tree with the power that one green thing on yo gabba gabba gave me and natsuki him (snip snap the necc).

i then move onto small man and stomp on him until hes a small brown stayun, then take a big poopie on that small brown stayun. i eat it all and poopie it out into a hole i dug in the ground, some blood coming out of poopie too.

mikey comes next, i take a knife out of my body and carve a smile into his emotionless face, which still doesn't move in pain or anything. i dont like that, im the only alpha male in this forest. i bite his neck and rip it out, before eating it and stomping on it. i place his remains into the hole where frank now lies

i them move onto ray, picking him up and setting him back into the car because hes the bob ross of music and deserves nothing but endless love and affection and i would die for him.
~ <3

i raise into the skies, feeling my power escape me once again. i fall to the ground, feeling myself bleed out as i get impaled on some random wooden fence. that fence turned out to be the remains of tylers treehouse, and i cry as the realization hits. i die a long painful death before descending to hell.

thank you for reading. i need therapy.