Modern Akatsuki Boyfriend Scenarios

Halloween Special: Sasori

"That ending was expected." Konan yawns tiredly

"Agreed." Pein voices beside her

"You call that scary? Pathetic." Kakuzu speaks gruffly

"There wasn't enough creativity to me, hm." Deidara points out

"I thought it was pretty good. I like extra blood and gore with my stories." Kisame grins

"Finally, someone who isn't a fucking critic!" Hidan replies defensively

"Alright Danna, you're turn, un." Deidara replies

"And why should I go?" He questions in an annoyed manner

"Because I can't go to bed until you do. Now hurry up and tell a story." (Your Name) snaps irritably 

With the way things were left last time, (Your Name) was still a bit upset with Sasori. She had no desire to stay around said male any longer than she had to. The two tensely stare at one another for what felt like forever.

"Can you do this staring contest sometime later? We don't have all night guys." Obito states in a grumpy tone

Breaking eye contact with (Your Name), Sasori sighs in frustration.

"...Fine."

"I call this story...'The Stiff Guest'"

"It was late at night. A bad storm had just started. No one was stupid enough to be out in it other than a young woman named (Your Name)..."

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(Your Name) drove down the empty road by herself as the thunder loudly claps in the sky. Making its presence known, lighting shoots across the sky as well while the rain heavily pours down. Pelting her car mercilessly, (Your Name) sighs

"Man, I wish I checked the weather forecast today." She grumbles

As if it wasn't raining hard enough, the rain begins to pour down with a strong furry. Unable to see, (Your Name) decides to stop off for the night. She figures that if she stops at a motel, she can get up early enough, beat traffic and drive make it to her destination. Searching carefully, (Your Name) slows the car down to try to find an inn. There wasn't a single motel or inn in sight. Just when the discouraged woman thought that all hope was lost, she lucks up by spotting a little bed and breakfast up the road.

The hopeful young woman stops at the lonely looking bed and breakfast. Killing the engine, (Your Name) grabs her bags from the trunk and quickly makes her way up the dirt path to the front door. Opening the door, (Your Name) sighs in delight as she enters the warm front office. The wood crackles quietly in the fireplace. Placing her bags down, (Your Name) takes in her surroundings. The place was neatly organized. It felt lived in but it also held a coldness to it. 

"Hello, you got a costumer out here..." The tired beauty calls out

Approaching the desk, (Your Name) rings the desk bell a few times and waits for someone to come out of the office behind the counter. Heavily sighing, (Your Name) turns her back and leans on the desk.

"Welcome." Sasori voices in an uninterested tone

Frightened by the man's sudden arrival, (Your Name) backs away from the desk and turns to face him. For a brief moment, she could could've sworn the look of amusement flashes across the expressionless male's face.

"Uhh...Hi."

An awkward silence fills the room as the two stare at one another. (Your Name) felt somewhat unsettled with the distant but almost dead look in Sasori's doll like brown eyes. From first glance, the young woman could tell he wasn't exactly...welcoming. That's probably why his bed and breakfast was practically in the middle of no where. Raising an eyebrow, Sasori's patience grows dim.