Modern Akatsuki Boyfriend Scenarios

Halloween Special: Deidara

As the wood crackles in the fireplace, everyone uncomfortably stares at Sasori. In all the time that the akatsuki gang had been together, this was probably the first time that everyone was speechless and had no clue what to say to one another.  Everyone except Deidara was throughly creeped out by the imagination of Sasori, even Kakuzu seemed slightly bothered. The blonde wasn't bothered because he spends more than enough time with his partner to know how dark his mind is.

"And I thought I was fucked up." Hidan speaks

" Truthfully, I didn't see that coming." Obito uncomfortably admits

"Well ladies, remember to lock your doors tonight or you just might go missing too." Kisame darkly jokes

Konan rolls her eyes while Pein slightly glares at Kisame. Pulling her blanket close to her body, (Your Name) shivers slightly in fear. 

"That's nothing, hm. I guarantee you that my story will be much more scarier than Danna's, un."

Determined to prove himself, Deidara comes up with a story right on the spot.

"This story is called 'The Boy Next Door...'"

"It was after midnight and (Your Name) was at home relaxing on her front porch, hm. She was about to go inside and go to sleep, un. Until, a truck pulled up to the house next to hers..."

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The moonless sky covered everything in darkness. A male with long flowing blonde hair began moving all of his things items into the vacant home. The woman was mesmerized by the face of her new neighbor. Seeing that he dropped an item, (Your Name) rushes to pick it up. Walking up the steps, (Your Name) knocks on the door before entering.

"Excuse me? You dropped something." (Your Name) calls out

Hearing footsteps behind her, (Your Name) turns to see her neighbor approaching her. Smiling, (Your Name) hands the item to him. It was a wire used to cut clay.

"You dropped this." (Your Name) explains. Taking the item from her, the blonde flashes her a grin

"Thanks, I really would've been screwed without this, hm. I'm Deidara by the way, un."

"(Your Name). I'm your next door neighbor." She greets

"Cool. Nice to know that I won't be living around a bunch of old people, hm."

The young woman giggles in response. Although she wanted to stay and talk with Deidara longer, she knew she had to get up extremely early for work. (Your Name) walks to the door and stops to turn around

"I gotta get going. If you have any questions about where things are in this town then feel free to ask me." (Your Name) offers

"Thanks, I'll remember that, hm." 

"Overall, (Your Name) thought Deidara was a nice guy, hm. She hoped that she could get to know him better in the future. Too bad she got more than she bargained for in the end, un..."

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A few nights later, (Your Name) was laying down scrolling through her phone before bed. As she charges her phone for the night, the lights to the apartment next to her turn on. Deidara had just come home. Standing in front of the window, Deidara quickly began to strip out of his dirty clothing. Deeply blushing, (Your Name) continues to stare. Not one inch of his bare skin went unnoticed by the (Eye Color) eyed girl. 

Something was different about him. He seemed to be in a distressed state. His usually silky and straight hair was now a tangled and wild mess. His skin was littered with patches of dirt and small scratches. What could've happened to him?