Modern Akatsuki Boyfriend Scenarios

We Meet Again: Kisame

It was a beautiful day outside. The birds were chirpping, the grass was green and there was not a single cloud in the sky.

Instead of spending another day couped up in the boring base, (Your Name) decides to go shopping. She wanted a few decorations to help liven up her dull looking room. Maybe she could even fit in a few new outfits. The base was so boring without Kisame and Itachi. The young woman found everyone to be tolerable enough but it still wasn't the same. The two were on a mission when (Your Name) moved into the base and weren't due back for a few days. The (Hair Color) haired woman heads out to catch her cab. 

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"That blouse looks beautiful on you!" The store clerk gushes

"Yeah? You think so?"

"Of course. Only a woman with your figure and bust size can pull that top off." She compliments

"Can I have a few more minutes to decide if I want this?"

"Absolutely, take your time." Smiling politely, The store clerk walks away

Pondering it over, (Your Name) still can't decide which top she likes better.

"Excuse me, can I see the (Favorite Color) top again?" (Your Name) asks. Seeing the top appear in front of her, (Your Name) gratefully takes it.

"Thanks."

"Anytime gorgeous. If you want my honest opinion, the top you're wearing looks better. But I also think you look even better wearing nothing." Kisame voices

"What a gentleman. Thank you for your honest opinion."

"You're back early." (Your Name) points out

"The job was too easy." He grins

"I don't know Kisame, you look like the kind of guy that likes to cut corners." (Your Name) chuckles

"With Mr. Morality on my team, I couldn't if I tried." 

"Well someone has to be there to keep you in check. Speaking of, where is Itachi?" Stepping behind the curtain, (Your Name) closes it to change

"Not sure. He said something about picking up a present for someone." Kisame answers as he attempts to sneak a peek of the possibly half naked beauty

"A girlfriend? And quit trying to peeking at me." Slipping her shirt over her head, (Your Name) makes sure she has all of her items before exiting. Playfully rolling his eyes, Kisame averts his gaze.

"Why? Are you interested in him?" Kisame inquires. Shoving his hands in his pockets, Kisame leans on the wall behind him

Placing her items outside of the changing room, (Your Name) grabs the clothing she's choosing to buy and brings them to the front.

"He's cute but timid guys like Itachi aren't really my type." (Your Name) smirks. Kisame blocks (Your Name)'s pathway to the register.

"So if emo pretty boys don't do it for you, what does then?" Walking around the giant, (Your Name) places her items on the counter

"Wouldn't you like to know? Let's grab something to eat at one of the restaraunts downtown." (Your Name) suggests

"That's perfect, it's actually close to the time I agreed to meet up with Itachi. Let's go."

(Your Name) falls in step with Kisame as they make their way out of the clothing store.

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"No way!" (Your Name) giggles

"It actually happened." Kisame laughs

"I don't believe you!" Tucking a loose strand of hair behind her ear, (Your Name) contiues to listen to the blue skinned male's exaggerated story

"I promise you it did." He smirks

"Right, a guy getting in a bar fight with twenty guys and making it out without a scratch happens everyday." (Your Name) speaks sarcastically

"What can I say? I'm just that good." Kisame states confidently as he pops his collar. Seeing this action makes the young woman erupt with a genuine laughter.

"Whatever you say."

"If anything, I should be careful around you." Kisame jokes

"And just what is that supposed to mean?" (Your Name) questions

"You robbed a guy blind. And the saddest part is that he was staring right at you."

"The guy willingly gave me his wallet, he just happened to be under the influence when he gave it to me." (Your Name) nonchalantly justifies

"He was under the influence of you." Kisame playfully replies

"You are so cheesy. If anything I deserved the money, I had to suffer through his intolerable pick up lines the entire night. And he was trying to get in my pants, so I'd say that made us even." (Your Name) shrugs

"Is that all I have to do to get you in bed with me? If I had known, I would've done that first."

"Very funny smart ass. I paid for a room with his card and left him there." (Your Name) explains

"An expert weapons collector, man whisperer and part time saint? You're a rare breed. We must have hit the jackpot recruiting you." He grins

"If you say so..." Trailing off, (Your Name) looks off into the distance ahead

Feeling (Your Name)'s usual self loathing tendencies resurface, she submerges herself in her thoughts. The (Skin Color) skinned woman didn't think that she was a prize, hell half the time she didn't believe she could do anything right. She always tired her best to put up a good front: 

(Your Name) was strong. (Your Name) was powerful. (Your Name) was fearless.

These were all lies that she'd often tell herself. (Your Name) hoped that she'd somehow delude herself into believing it someday. Too bad someday hasn't come yet.

She wasn't strong, she was weak. She wasn't powerful, she was powerless. She wasn't fearless, she was afraid.

And the one thing (Your Name) feared more than all of her petty doubts and fears was becoming the useless, good for nothing, waste of space that her father believed she was. (Your Name) fought tooth and nail to ensure she didn't start believing that herself. If she had, then her fight and drive would cease to exist. It was a guarantee that it would be the end of her, she would have nothing left to live for.

Why shouldn't she believe it?

If (Your Name) wasn't such a screw up then... she would still be alive...

Sensing the change in (Your Name)'s mood, Kisame glances at her. He could swear that the misplaced look of self loathing flashes across the playful woman's face for a brief moment. Thinking better of asking about it, Kisame allows the moment to pass. Being the carefree guy that he is, he was never the type to dig too deep into someone's personal business. Unless it was benificial to him in some way.

"We should try to find Itachi. He must be wondering where we are and I'm sure he's gotta be starved by now." (Your Name) speaks trying to cover up her sadness

As (Your Name) wanders off ahead, Kisame hangs back and watches her. Kisame wasn't sure what that weird moment with (Your Name) was. Hell, he wasn't even sure if he read that moment wrong and just imagined the entire thing. He couldn't have been too far off though because there was one thing he knew for sure: His heightened shark like senses have never steered him wrong before...