Wittle Kiwi

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The kids reactions to Kiwi

Archer
●He calls sage
●"Sage I'm dying!"
●"What the- Archer what happened? Where are you!"
●"Oliver's new baby sister is the freaking cutest thing!"
●"...Archer you gave me a fucking heart attack"
●Suffice to say he was pretty excited.

Sweetened
♡Awww
♡She feels so flippen happy
♡"Quick word of advice don't let her date your abusive ex."
♡"Was that a shot."
♡Other than that joke at Olly's expense she's a sweet as she usually is

Melody
♤Shookth
♤"She looks like a mini you olly!"
♤"Except she doesn't."
♤Probably going to want to smother her with love
♤First volunteer for babysitter

Spiced
◇Babies are sort of stressful
◇Not this one though
◇He enjoys holding her
◇"I thought babies scared you."
◇"Angry shy noises"

Pens
♧OwO
♧Was always the little bro so he enjoys people younger than him
♧Spends most of his time gushing over the baby
♧"She's such a cutie!"
♧"Please don't abduct my sister."

Tea
¤Motherly instincts activated
¤Actually helps out a lot
¤Baby puns intensify
¤:3

Inkblot
☆Suprisingly gentle
☆Babies are the purest organism so he completely trusts them
☆Is literally crying
☆"Are you crying?"
☆"N-No there's just something in my eyes."

Queenofllamas

Sorry this came out so late

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