There right there
Look at that tanned voltended skin
Look at the killer shape he's in
Look at the slightly stubbly chin
Oh please he's gay
Totally gay
I'm not about to celebrate
Every trait could indicate
A totally straight expatriate
This guy's not gay
I say
Not gay
That is the elephant in the room
But is it relative to assume
That a man who wears perfume is Automatically
Radically
Fay
But look at his coft and crispy locks
Look at his silk translucent socks