Start at 1:18
There right there
Look at that condescending smirk
Seen it on every guy at work
That is a
Metro
Hetro
Jerk
That guys not gay
I say
No way
That is the elephant in the room
And is it relevant to presume
That a hottie in that costume
Is automatically radically
Ironically chronically
Certainly pertan'ly
Genetically medically
GAY
Officially GAY
Officially
GAY
GAY
GAY
GAY