When reading Gay fanfiction
Me: I bet I can say your entire story line in three sentences.
Author: Ha! I doubt it my story is completely original!
Me: okay soo the uke is a shy high school kid who only has one parent, but the parent is totally homophobic and abusive.
Author: pfft lucky guess
Me: the seme is some jock who every girl wants to date but he sees something "special" in the uke.
Author: *nervous sweatdrop*
Me: Then there's this girl who is the popular girl, who's super fake, everyone thinks she's pretty, she also bullies the uke and thinks she's dating the seme...
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