Ava: *On the phone with Lorelai* Lorelai, help me!
Lorelai: Why?
Ava: So you know my friends? Well, they're laying on me.
Lorelai: HOW?!!!
Ava: They came in, sat down, and one by one, they ended up on me.
Lorelai: So whose where?!
Ava: The tall guy, Pierce, is behind me. The white-haired guy, Leif, is leaning on my right leg. The short guy, Noi, is laying down on my left leg. The brown-haired guy, Rhys, is on my right shoulder. And finally, the black-haired guy, Asch, is on my left shoulder.
Lorelai: *loud squealing*
Ava: *hangs up* Uuuuuuuggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why are you guys like this?
