Harem...

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Ava: *on a call with Lorelai*

Lorelai: So you do have a harem!!!!

Ava: N-No........ Maybe........

Lorelai: *annoying squealing*

Ava: *sitting on the floor with Asch*

Lorelai: Well I'm gonna go, bye!! *hangs up*

Ava: *groans* Asch??

Asch:........

Ava: ASCH!!!!!!!!!

Asch: WHAT???!!!!!!!!

Ava: Why do you want to marry me?

Asch: Because you're my prisoner.

Ava: Okay. *goes to find Rhys*

Rhys: *reading the pantsu magazine* 

Ava: Rhys?

Rhys: Yes, Princess Ava?

Ava: Why do you want to marry me?

Rhys: Because you have an amazing source of magic.

Ava: Alright. *Goes to find Leif* 

Leif: *ripping up papers* 

Ava: Leif?

Leif: Yes Sorceress~

Ava: Why do you want to marry me?

Leif: I either want to kill you or make you mine~ *licks his lips*

Ava: *sweat drops* O-Okay...? *goes to find Noi*

Noi: *playing with Johnny*

Ava: Noi?

Noi: *looks up* Hey Ava!

Ava: Hey. Listen, I need to ask you something.

Noi: What?

Ava: Why do you want to marry me?

Noi: Well, because you're nice!

Ava: Aww, thanks! *goes to find Pierce*

Pierce: *sitting on the couch as Johnny jumps up*

Ava: Pierce?

Pierce: hmm......? *looks up* 

Ava: Why do you want to marry me? N-Not saying that I would be mad about it....... *sweat drops*

Pierce:.......... Because....... You are nice.....

Ava: *blushing* O-Okay..... *goes to her room and flops on the bed, screaming into the pillow* I DO HAVE A HAREM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Long af!)

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