Offensive Jokes

Quadriplegic Girl

One day a man was walking along the beach and sees a quadriplegic girl on the boardwalk sitting in her wheelchair and crying.

Deciding to be a good samaritan he asks the girl whats wrong.

She replies sadly, "I've never been hugged"

So he hugs the girl, which seems to make her happy and he continues on his way.

The next day he sees the girl again, still sitting on the boardwalk and crying. So he asks her what's wrong, and she says, "I've never been kissed before"

So, he kisses her dutifully and goes on his way.

The following day he passes her again and once again she's crying and he asks her what's wrong.

She replies, "I've never been screwed"

So, the man wheels her down the boardwalk, pushes her off the pier and says, "Now you're screwed!"