Maria, a devout catholic woman got married and had 10 children. After her first husband died she remaried and had 10 more kids. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away.
At Maria's funeral, the preist looked skyward and said, "At last they're finally together."
Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me father, but do you mean she and her first husband or her second husband?"
The priest replied, "I mean her legs."
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