As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there anybody on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here iron this!"
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HumorThe title's pretty self-explanatory. Do not read if you're easily offended Rated R for (im)mature audiences.
