The friggin frogs gay!!

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Snape was a single mother

The look of terror on Mr Chili's face made Komaeda scared. Who was this man? Komaeda slowly looked at him. It was non other than.. Alex Jones question mark? Whaaaat? He looked at his name tag just to be sure. There was no denying it. That was Alex Jones. His name tag said 'Senior Manager' on it. Mr. chili's worked for Alex Jones..? Komaeda at first was in awe, but awe quickly became anger. He just called Mr. Chili's chicken little. Komaeda spoke through his teeth. "No, everything so fine h"OH YEAH THIS CUSTOMER SERVICE IS SHIT"

Of course Kokichi had to ruin it. Alex Jones glared at Mr. Chili's. To try and save Mr. Chili's, Komaeda spoke again, trying to make sure Kokichi wouldn't run his rat voice over his. "We forgot our wallets, it's completely fine. I can see why he would want to be a little angry, but he's being very calm about it. It's fine." "You forgot your wallets and you ordered the most expensive shit on the menu?" For someone who was so uptight about customer service, Alex Jones was a dick. Sexy, but a dick. "Y-yeah"

"Oh no."

"What?" Komaeda tried to look around to see what Alex Jones was 'Oh no'ing, but he didn't notice anything out of the ordinary. "Tab water. You're gay, aren't you?" "Well, duh he's gay, that's my boyfriend!" Kokichi took a sip of his water, and sat back. Alex Jones snapped. "STOP DRINKING THE TAB WATER! THE GOVERMENT- IS PUTTING THETHETHE- GAY IN THE TAB WATER! IT'S TURNING THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY!"

For a grown man, he could really throw a tantrum. Not only was he being immature, but super homophobic. Komaeda really didn't have time for this. He just wanted to figure out how to pay, and get out. "Okay, right, fine, whatever. Can you just tell us another way for us to pay?" Alex Jones straightened his sexy husky man tie, and softened his tone. "You're lucky I don't call the cops. You can work in the back for the rest of the night. It was busy earlier, there are a fuck ton of dishes to clean." "Can we at least finish our food first? Pleaaaase?" Kokichi whined. "Get back there before I call the police. I don't trust the government, but I WILL do it."

To avoid getting the 5-0 called on them, Kokichi and Komaeda quickly went back into the kitchen, with Mr Chili's following them.

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