A Railgun In Fairy Tail, The Soul Slayer Chronicles: Book 5, Sisters

A Certain Grieving Railgun

Down in a fairly mountainous region of Fiore.. A large carriage with a nun at it's helm rode through the rough mountain path.. making it's way towards a rather large and forboding castle...

The nun who was directing the snorting boar-like beast that was dragging the carriage, looked fairly beautiful with long scarlet hair.. and for a nun... she seemed rather warrior-like.

"Are we there yet?" whispered a voice from in the carriage. "I think Natsu's going to throw up big time.."

"Not yet.." said the nun out of the corner of her mouth...

Suddenly, a couple of gaurds came up and stopped the carriage by crossing their spears together in front of the path. "HALT!!! Who goes there?"

"We are but a couple of religious travelling wanderers here to spread the good word and perhaps steal a couple morsels of food for our starving children." said the nun.

"What are your names, and who are the others of your company?"

"I am Sister Erza!!" said the nun. "And allow me to introduce my associates.."

Out of the carriage, came three more nuns, and two monks.. one of which looked sick to his stomach... three cats, one white, one pink, and one blue, also piled out..

"Hello!" said a blonde nun. "I'm Sister Lucy.. this is Sister Mikoto , and Sister Wendy.."

"How do you do?" said Mikoto adjusting the nun's habit over her chestnut brown hair. "Hehehe... yeah.. peace and glory to all and all that..."

"Would you like some cake?" said Wendy holding up a plate of cake.

"Er... " said one of the gaurds. "Who are they?"

"I AM FATHER NATSU!!!" Natsu exclaimed. "BEHOLD MY RIGHTOUSNESS!!!!"

"And I'm Father Gray." said Gray. "And stuff..."

"Hehehehehe..." said one of the gaurds.

"Whatever is so funny?" said Erza.

"Well.. I'd believe you all.. if it weren't for the fact that you bunch were from the most famous guild in all of Fiore, Fairy Tail.. seriously! You people have celebrity status!! Did you actually think we'd fall for this?"

The blue cat raised a paw. "I did!"

"I told you this wouldn't work!" Mikoto groaned. "Why nuns Happy!?"

Happy harrumphed. "Well it was either that or Swedish Archaeologists!"

"Nuns! Fathers!!" said Gray tearing off his preacher's robe. "I think it's time we engaged in some rather unholy actions.."

"HOLY FIRE FOR EVERYONE!!!!" Natsu yelled as he let loose a blast of fire from his fist. "ALL SHALL BE PURGED!!!!"

"These guys are monsters!!" One of the gaurds yelled as they barely managed to avoid the flames. "Run for it!!!"

"Don't let them get away!!" Erza exclaimed as she pulled a sword out. "They're the bandits who've been scamming travelers on the roads with their disguises!!"

"Finally!! I can get out of this stifling outfit!" Mikoto groaned as she tore the Nun's outfit off to reveal a pair of shorts and black t-shirt with yellow hearts. "I've got this!!"

Mikoto jumped forward and lashed out a hand.. immediately a massive lightning bolt shot out and exploded right into the fake gaurds, knocking them out...

"And that's how Sister Mikoto gets things done!" Natsu exclaimed. "Way to go!"

Natsu held out a hand for a hi-five.. but Mikoto just stood there.. staring into space.