Subject Assassin

Aunty Jelabitch

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Nagisa's POV

"Ok, look alive people, meet the newest addition to the E class faculty people!" Mr Karasuma said in his monotone voice "Hello! My name is Miss Irina Jelavitch, nice to meet you all!" (I know this is not how the fandom wiki spelt it, but as a Russian peaking person, this is the how it should be spelt)

Everyone started stating their opinions on how Aunty Jelabitch is clingy to Koro-sensei, even though I already know why she is like that, but eh, I ain't ganna blow her cover for her

"She is coming to upgrade the English curriculum, she is em... very qualified" Mr Karasuma added. But of coarse Kaede had to say something about this

"she 100% has a thing for Koro-sensei, but she seems kinda nice so I won't judge" I nod but I just kept thinking of how wrong she is

~~AND THEN TIME SKIP BECAUSE I AM LAZY AND NOTHING ANY DIFFERENT OR SPECIAL HAPPENS, IT IS LIKE THE ANIME~~

We were just playing 'Pass and Kill' when all of a sudden Aunty Jelabitch came in and stopped the game "Wohoo~, hope I am not interrupting anything darling, Mr Karasuma tells me you can go Mock 20, and I just HAD to see it with my own eyes!"

"well, he might have exaggerated a tad" 'BISH EXAGGERATE WHAT? YOUR ACTUAL SPEED? HAHAHAHAHA'

"I hate to ask of you but, could you be so kind and get me some Vietnamese coffee? I thought you could grab it while I run the students through their English lessons"

"But of course my dear, I just happen to know a great café in Vietnam!" And with that Koro-sensei flew away, and I just HAD to have fun and catch up with aunty now that he is gone

The bell rang but I didn't care I just walked and hugged her "AHH, what the he-" She was cut off by me "Heya aunty Jelabitch, been a while?" The whole class just 'HUUUH?!'-ed but I didn't

"Oh, Nagisa, It's been a while indeed, I told you a million times to call me Jelavitch! Anyway, how is Shiro?"

"He's fine, busy as always, and work got him occupied, anyway, since your here it must be for work huh, well I came here thanks to Shiro's work"

"I see, well tell me Nagisa, you HAVE been collecting info like I taught you to do, right?" She asked that as I got off her and was just facing her

"YEP! I never forgot those months of training!" 'Though some of it would have been nice to forget'

but what I feared the most happened, she came, took my cheeks and kissed me "MHPHF!!!!" 'NOT AGAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'

everyone just screamed while I was just dying inside, and she finally stopped and kept me in her arms "Do me a fav and show me what you got, grab your special notebook and meet me in the faculty room in ten minutes. Same goes for any of you who have info on the octopus!"

"Oh and for you all, I am miss Jelavitch, we are NOT on the first name bases, and with the octopus around the same thing"

"AUNTY WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR ;n;" I just cried as I slowly died inside again

"Because your cute when you're embarrassed"

and with that, class started with everyone already knowing aunty as a bitch. just great TwT

A/N:

So hello people, I have come back alive and posted eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, anyway hope you liked this! I am not the best at explain details and stuff but eh? Not like a lot of people are ganna read this anyways. Have a nice day! BYE!

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