🔞Remy (Ratatouille) x Jesus: Sovereign Ratiff 🔞

The almighty circumcision

After Jesus attained cancer, and Remy devoured George's ass, Jesus and Remy scheduled to get matching couple circumcisions. They showed up at the Mayo Clinic (idk I looked up where to get circumcised) and layed down on the table and the surgery began. The operator made small conversation with them. Some how they got on the topic of George and how Remy had killed him yesterday. The operator began crying and kissing their toes. The operator was Ben Shapiro, he was so thankful that they had gotten rid of the Ham who killed Daddy chuck. Even though Ben likes necrophilia, he really misses chuck alive. Ben decided to give them free circumcisions, 7 pounds of weed, two bottles of Hennessy, and two tickets to a Guy Fieri meet and greet. Remy and Jesus were overcome with joy they could not believe that they were about to meet Guy Fieri. Remy and Jesus used to fall asleep every night by reading Guy Fieri porn comics. After their circumcisions they went home and packed their bags. Then then got on the invisible boat mobile and sailed away in the sunset to meet Guy Fieri.....