Dear corner of coffee table,
Why must you show up out of nowhere? With your pointy ugliness, scarred from wear and tear from the years. You hurt my pinky toe again and again, and I'm tired of it.
Sooner or later you are going to break my toe, and I'm going to throw you outside. You hurt me again and again, and I fricken hate you. One day I will just stab you with a knife, so that you never hurt anyone ever again. You are a piece of shit that doesn't deserve sympathy. You are rock hard and pointy, and show no mercy. I will not stand around and watch you hurt other people. It's like a shooting pain up my leg and I will one day hate you so much it'll destroy me. I yell and growl at you all the time, to no prevail.
You need to pack up your bags and leave, I'm not joking around. You suck.
Screw you,
From:
I hate you so much.
