he marked his territory
it was the next day, and i was weairn my cute outfit! omg xD.
it was a converse white top with some converse blue jean high tops and some converse purple shoe high tops, i put my dusty hair into a fucking crusty birds nest and grabbed my chakalaka and fucking went to school
immediatley i met up with a cute ass boy named arnold schwarsenegger (pic above ) and me and him immeditatley talked about how stanky these hoes are.
i think hes leisbean but idk
as me and arnold mcdonald walked around the halls, silver glared at me. the bitch had the audacity to glare after crying, pussy.
i stuck my tongue out and i heard a growl.
oh my fucking-
he pinned me up aginst the wall, his eyes were glowing vomit yellow. i was fucking scared for him. "bruh tf is wrong with you?"
he snapped and that weird ass alien vein on his head popped too.
"UR MINE U FUCKINGH FBITCH!" he spat on me and shit, but he raised his voice making me wanna cry. "TF U SPITTING AT ME FOR!?"
he wiped the nasty ass spit fom my face and licked it, the fuck?
he puts his hands down his nasty basketball shorts and pulls out his weenie
i looked down and fucking cried
"LMFAOOOO BRO THAT SHIT SMALLER THAN-"
he then proceeded to piss on me.
that warm disgusting shit came on my clothes, now i fuking smell.
"boy it smells like u havent pissed in 5 days wtf" i covered my nose
"THATS BECAUSE I WAITED UNTIL I HAD ENOUGH IN MY BLADDER TO FULLY PEE ON U"
i gagged!
"DUDE WHAT THE FUKCI?!?!?!"
he was still peeing
"ARNOLD!" I CRIED, that dude was too busy eating punchie's poop.
was nobody seeing this?
am i fucking insane bro?
no, i can fucking see that silver ado was pissing on me to mark his territory.
"U CANT OWN ME BITCH"
"LMFAOOOSOODSKDOKSSDONSDIJISDJOIDSJDSIJODSJDSOIJSIODJDOSJDSOJSDIOJSDIOJDSOIJDSOIJSOIJDOIJDSOIJDSIOJDSOIJDSOISDKIHBDYUSTTFREDTFGYHUIKJO"
...
"now i do, now bend over and slurp up the pee that dropped on the floor"
i scooped up it up and threw it at his face
I flipped my bun and smirked, "Try me."
authors note: i actually hate thsi and i want to kms for writing this.
YOU ARE READING
QB SAVED MY LIFE
Randomholy shit he really did. THIS ISN'T AN ACTUAL STORY- IT'S JUST FOR ME AND MY FRIEND's HUMOR. don't read this if u really wanted a football cliche story, read those other ones please
