Someone Else: Muselk x Lazarbeam...x Male Reader (2/3)

Someone Crazy- Chapter 10

Kath: What do we do? Check him into a mental hospital? Get a therapist?

Elliot: Or you could just wait for him to realise you're not his mother.

Lannan: Elliot, how did I ever have feelings for you?

Lachlan: This is fucked up.

Marcus: What a great observation!

Lachlan: Have you become the Y/N of the group?

Marcus: You genius! What an amazing conclusion! Why did you drop out of school?

Lachlan: Why are you being such an asshole?

Marcus: Because I FEEL GUILTY!

Lachlan: But you didn't cause any of this.

Marcus: I'm going to my room. I need to be alone.

Kath: As much as I care about my boyfriend, HE is still hugging me.

You: *sniffle* *sniffle*

Elliot: Just put him to bed. He'll wake up  from his nap and BAM, problem solved.

You: Mommy, why is daddy screaming?

Kath: It's nothing, he just drank a lot.

You: And now he has a stomach ache?

Kath: Yes, yes. A stomach ache. Elliot you better fix this! Y/N, sweetie, daddy wants to talk to you.

You: No, mommy, please, he's gonna beat me again.

Kath: Don't worry, if he tries, I'll protect you.

You: But last time when you defended me *hiccup* he hit you too.

Elliot: Y/N, my...son. I am sorry. Here, I'll take you to bed.

You: I can go by myself.

Elliot: Clearly he can remember where his bed is.

Kath: I guess he incorporated his childhood into this house.

The very next day:

Elliot is making himself a bowl of cereal.

You: YOU MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF *thud*. *punch* *punch* *slap×3* *kick* *punch*.

Kath: Who's fighting this time? Y/N?

Lachlan: Revenge!

Marcus: Yay. More fighting.

Lachlan: Can we talk?

Marcus: I need to talk to you, actually. So yeah.

Elliot: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!

You: YOU HAD TO MAKE ME RELIVE TRAUMA, HUH?! YOU HAD TO BE A HYPOCRITE! I THOUGHT YOU WERE ALL "forgive and forget" BUT NOO! YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE!

You got off of him.

You: Piece of shit.

*knock knock*

Lannan: I'll go get it.....

Lannan: ILSA?!

354 words.