(Music as nana and the kids enter)
Nana- Now Tim and Sim, I see a goat coming! Now's your chance to try the fly fishing move.! Do as I have taught you!
Tim- yes sir... I mean ma'am
(Nana gives an angry look at Sim)
Sim- Nice going smart one
Nana- Quit fighting and get me that goat. My favorite reality tv show is on- Real Troll Wives of Golden Gate Bridge.
Tim and sim- Yes nana.
(Nana leaves the stage, Tim and sim find a hiding place and prepare to attack. Jaquan enters)
Jaquan- Sup guys! It's me, your favorite DIYer, Jaquan, and today I have a new video. So I figured many of you viewers don't know how to cross a bridge, so I'm going to teach you.
Well, first you find a bridge. (Points camera at bridge) This one will do fine. Then you take your right foot forward and.....
(Tim and Sim jump out from their hiding place and yell)
Jaquan- I'm filming can you get out of the frame! Ohhhhh I see, you guys just want some free merch. Sorry homies I don't have any on me.
(Tim and Sim stand still)
Sim: Really? You think we're that gullible? We're gonna move for your dumb video, and your cheap merch!
Tim: We're starving! and we're going to eat you! Well, go on, ladies first.
Sim: No, you go, show me what big bad troll you are.
Jaquan- Or what about this- If you move, I'll buy you Subway.
Tim- What is Subway?
Jaquan: Wait you're telling me you never heard of the Legendary Ming Lee, king of the sandwich makers at Subway? You can get a Tuna Sub. Or you can build your own sandwich with your choice of six different kinds of bread, toasted or untoasted.
Tim- A Tuna Sub sounds great! Can I get chips with it?
Jaquan: Four different flavors!
Tim: Oh man! I really want to go!
Sim- Ahhhhhhh fine, you go to Subway and I'll explain to grandma why you left. And then she'll come wring your neck.
Tim- Um, right. Okay. Tell her I am chasing a goat and when I catch it, I'll come back. Ready, set- run!
Jaquan: Just playing right?
Tim: Just playing. I gotta try one of those tuna subs.
Jaquan:Okay viewers- change of plan. This is how you run away from a troll. See the troll? Now run!
(They run off)
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Subway Scramble
HumorA short story interpretation of the classic Three Billy Goats. Written by my 7th grade drama class. -Originally a play- Smash that subscribe button! @Subway sponsor us!
