Sim: How am I going to explain that?
(Jim enters.)
Jim: Explain what? WHere's Tim?
Sim: That's what I can't explain.
Jim: Try.
Sim: He was chasing a goat.Jim: What's wrong with that?
Sim: Well the truth is that they were both running to Subway to get a sandwich.
Jim: What?
Sim: Shhh- I hear someone coming.
(Deee [second goat] runs onto stage and then stops)
Deee: Jaquan wait! I thought you were going to get my screen repaired! Ugh, he's gone already. (Deee mutters to himself angrily) He always does that. Won't wait for me. I can't believe him.
(Deee continues to walk along the path until he reaches the bridge. He gets to the bridge and starts stomping his feet in rage)
Jim: Now's your chance... Go and get him Sim!
Sim: Dad, I really don't want to do this.
Jim: Don't you know how mad grandma's going to be if you don't?
Sim: Fine, we'll do it together.
(Sim and Jim jump up onto the bridge in front of Deee)
Jim and Sim: Who's that trip trapping over our bridge?!
Deee: It's me! Just me!!!!
Jim: Who's me?!
Deee: Only the best gamer on the planet.
Sim: Wait a second....oh yeah! I've heard of you. You're Dee, right?....@DeeeTheGoat03?
Deee: Glad to see my reputation precedes me! I know it is rare to meet your idol, so I would take this chance. (Says smugly) I'd be happy to sign something for you.
Sim: Um...I'm good.
Deee: Your loss.
Sim: Hey, I also cracked my iPad screen and I need to go to the RadioShack or else I'll lose my score! (Getting dramatic then immediately calm) Mind if I join you?
Deee: Sure! Just don't eat me!
(Laughs nervously)
Sim: Okay! I promise not to eat you. My grandma is scary and I kinda wanna get a break from her.
Deee: Alright. Hey, what is your favorite videogame?
Sim: Um... Probably Candy Crush.
Deee: No way! Me too!
Sim: What level are you on?
Deee: I lost track awhile ago but I think Level 2483.
Sim: Cool, I think I am on Level 1785.
Deee: Nice!
Sim: So we're going to the Apple Store?
Deee: Nope.The Apple Store's closed today. We've got to go to RadioShack.
Sim: Ok! Let's go before my nana wakes up!
Deee: Let's do it!!
(Deee and Sim exit)
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Subway Scramble
UmorismoA short story interpretation of the classic Three Billy Goats. Written by my 7th grade drama class. -Originally a play- Smash that subscribe button! @Subway sponsor us!