(In our dark goat shack Deee's gaming music blaring, EDP vlogging, and Jaquan filming a DIY)
Deee: Yes, I beat my new high score!
Jaquan: Guys, be quiet. I'm trying to do my DIYs
Nanny goat: Oh no! You goats are always sitting inside and not helping any of us outside with the family business. If you three are not out of this house in two minutes, I'm kicking you out for good.
Pappy goat/Chad: You should be mowing the lawn with those good ol' teeth of yours. I would help, but, I don't got any chompers!
E.D.P.: Hey guys, In today's vlog I will talk about job hunting. I'm gonna try to take over the spokesperson job at Subway. Then we're gonna go meet my friend Ming Lee there, he's the best sandwich maker they have.
Pappy Goat/Chad: Job hunting!!! You've got a job!!!! The Gruff family lawn service has been in business for generations and it's up to you all to continue it!
E.D.P.: But Pappy! I don't want to mow lawns my whole life.
Jaquan: Me either.
Deee: Me either. There's a great big beautiful world out there.
Nanny: Then go out and see it! You all have trip trapped over my last nerve. I'm going to lie down.
(Nanny goat exits)
Pappy: That goes for me too.
Pappy exits. The Goats go back to what they were doing.
Jaquan: Hey all you viewers out there, in this video I am going to be showing you how to DIY your own slime.
Deee: Pleasssee be quiet I'm doing really good!
E.D.P:Yup, my friends love to fight.
Jaquan: So first you want to get a hold of some- OOOOWWWWIIIIIEEEEEEE! FOOD CRAMP! I NEED SOME FOOODDDDDDD!
Deee: YOU GUYS MESSED ME UP
(Deee punches screen and cracks)
Deee: Aw now look what you made me do. I cracked another screen.
E.D.P.: I've just got to polish up my resume and then I'm off to Subway.
Jaquan: Subway, great Idea. I'll DIY how to cross the bridge to the mini mall and how to place the perfect order. When I get back, I'll teach all my followers how to DIY their own balloon animals.
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Subway Scramble
HumorA short story interpretation of the classic Three Billy Goats. Written by my 7th grade drama class. -Originally a play- Smash that subscribe button! @Subway sponsor us!
