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Rejected

Why did Peter have to be interested in the crazy ones? The ones that he literally could not read no matter how hard he tried. Trying to understand Wade was like trying to figure out how a fucking spider could give a person super powers in a realistic sense. You just couldn't do it. Peter knew next to nothing about Wade, and this wasn't because he didn't try to learn more about him; he was definitely trying I'll tell you but Wade's book was so sealed shut you couldn't crack it open with a diamond pickaxe.

It was exhausting. Peter shouldn't be surprised though, judging by how deranged and erratic Deadpool could be, there was no surprise how unpredictable the anti-hero could be. Sometimes Peter would wonder why he even bothers, but it was like Wade had some sort of sensory ability that told him when Peter was having his doubts so he could swoop in and whisk him off his feet to kiss away those doubts popping up in his little head. Peter didn't want to doubt Wade, really, it was just difficult not to do that when the man acted so iffy when he tried to approach him with motives of coupling up. Though Wade would tell Peter that he wasn't interested in anyone else and he only had hots for Spidey... Spidey questioned his sincerity since Wade had a reputation in twisting up the reality of truths.

And so he sat on the roof of the Avengers building with his head in his hands, trying to sort out his thoughts regarding Deadpool, his unofficial lover. Were they lovers? Wade had no problem in feeling Peter up and such but that didn't make them lovers... That just made them friends with benefits... Though to Peter, being anything below lovers was out of the question to him... Not because he loved Wade that much, but because being friends with Wade seemed even more exhausting than being in a relationship with him, seeing how indirect and vague he can be. He relies more on his friends that Spider-Man... His alleged significant other.

He's been here before. With Wade Peter was always chasing his tail like a dog. Aimless. Ridiculous. This was ridiculous. Peter would be direct and question Wade... He would and he has tried but Wade always had some stupid excuse to divert the topic. What the fuck was his problem? Peter was not interested in being a good fuck for Wade when he wanted it, even though he hasn't allowed Wade to sleep with him. He refused to be an easy target... Even though it was easy enough for Peter to become infatuated with him...

He lifted his head from his palms and looked down, his feet dangling over the edge of the building that would normally scare people shitless from how high it was... If Wade wanted to be vague and keep Peter at bay, chasing after him like a lovesick bitch, he had other things coming his way.

Peter hopped to his feet and continued staring down through his mask before he took a step and allowed himself to descend, enjoying the momentary feeling of wind engulfing his body as it pulled him down closure to the earth before his sensors triggers and he caught himself with his web before he could hit the ground, sailing from building to building with no destination in mind.

If Wade wanted to ignore Peter. Peter would ignore Wade, give him a taste of his own medicine.

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It wasn't uncommon for Spider-Man to run into Deadpool in the middle of a mission. There were several occasions that when Spider-Man was directed to breaking up some sort of scuffle, he was faced with the fact that Deadpool was in the middle of said scuffle. When this happened, Spider-Man's inner sense of justice would jab at his heart when he realised he couldn't put that lunatic in jail, but he couldn't do that for a multitude of reasons.

This time it was just ridiculous. So ridiculous, Spider-Man could only stand and stare as Wade kicked a large crate with unconscious bodies littering the floor around him. Apparently his target was hiding in the box, which is what Wade said when Spider-Man asked, 'What's in the box'? Wade was odd, but not odd enough to whistle and tease at a box for no good reason.