Baby boy

On call

[This is where things get more... Sexual. You've been warned.]

"Did you see it baby boy? We're popular now, talk of the town, number one celebrity couple", Deadpool sang as they sat on the same sign post where they first kissed, the two wanting to spend some time together without being interrupted. It was surprising really; you'd think a whole bunch of people may just look up at see two dude wearing bright red suits. Is no one bird watching these days? Gotta thank technology.

Though it didn't make much of a difference. Spiderman and Deadpool were seen a lot together, at one point they even snapped a picture of Deadpool hugging the smaller hero. Peter himself didn't mind, most people genuinely just thought it was Deadpool being Deadpool, the guy had a reputation for being eccentric with practically everyone. That didn't stop most of the Avengers team from chewing Peter out; even though Peter made it very clear that it all went through one ear and out the other. If he wasn't allowed to love the person that made him feel good, then fuck everyone who was against him from obtaining his happiness.... No matter how bizarre.

Every time Peter looked at Wade, he saw a clown who was broken on the inside and used jokes (albeit terrible fucked up jokes) to deflect hurt. People like the team and everyone else who thought they knew Wade knew none of it. Wade was a man with a story behind his name and just because of his jestering, no one was willing to take him seriously. Peter wanted to understand him, and he wanted to be the person Wade could rely on. He wanted to let Wade know he had someone to turn to that wouldn't deny him... Also Peter was just in love with him and genuinely yearned for his attention. When Wade was attentive as a boyfriend, he was a good lover. He seemed to put his all into loving Peter now that they made it official.

"You like the attention?" Spiderman questioned as he allowed Wade to hold his hand in his lap, tracing it thumb over his knuckles.

"I mean, people plastering it everywhere makes it feel more real. While they're all speculating they don't know it's actually happening", Wade seemed pretty stoked. "Hey, we should get more attention to our relationship by Kim Kardashian'ing it and making a sex tape", he said and Peter pulled his hand away, suddenly thinking about taking back all those thoughts. "Baby Boy! I was kidding!" Deadpool threw his arms over Peter's shoulders while nuzzling his head into his neck.

"I don't even know if you were actually kidding. Now I don't think I'll be able to have sex with you without worrying about there being a camera in the room".

"Come on baby, I was just kidding. If anything no one would watch it because who wasn't to see a dude with a rash for a body fuck a model? Unless it was POV..."

"WADE!"

"I'm kidding!"

Sex was another topic for them. They've never had the chance to do it really; or maybe they have but they just never really gave themselves the chance to try it. If you asked Peter whether he wanted to do it, he'd answer abso-fucking-lutely. He was a young, hormonal virgin, he wanted to fuck. He could be perceived as an innocent snowflake but like everyone else he had his own needs and desires and there was nothing more lonely than using your hand when you had a dude perfectly willing to do it for you within your reach.

He didn't want to seem easy though, that was his concern. Even though he wanted to be the easiest boy for Wade alive, he didn't want to seem slutty. Even though he was the least slutty person he knew; not that he knew any sluts... He looked at Wade who was still nuzzling him.

He pushed Wade back a bit and lifted his mask before pulling up his own, in a swift motion latching his mouth to Deadpool's who responded to the kiss almost immediately. He was a good kisser... He may look like a testicle with teeth, but he knew how to kiss. He wondered if he knew how to kiss down low too...