Atsushit:
- You saw the dirty hand boi back at Starbucks
- But this time he clean as fuk
- You didn't really care tbh
- ' O-oh! Hello, m-miss! I... wanted to thank you for the money, I appreciate it! '.
- He blushie
- DA FUK'S GOIN ON
Daddyzai:
- You met the suicide dude again in Starbucks
- ' Here you go, miss '.
- ' A...
Rope? '.
- He smiled and took yo hand
- You blushie
- ' Yes a rope.
NOW LET'S HANG EACH OTHER ON THA CEILLLLLLIIIIINNNNGGGGG! '
- Ah shit, here we go again
- SECURITY!
Ideals manner, bitch:
- You were choosing your drink at the counter of Starbucks
- Someone came next to you
- You looked up
- DA HELL
- ' O-oh! I'm sorry, miss. I didn't see you, uh... you were a bit hard to see... from my tall angle, '.
- You feel like strangling him
- Though you didn't care
- Bruh but whenever you turn your back
- Frickin' ideal dude would blushie and look the other way
AkuTakGuna:
( This is going to be the last time I'm gonna translate it,
Aku Tak Guna = I'm useless )
- You finished your coffee at Starbucks and went to the pharmacy
- You walked in
- cough, cOuGH
- Oh my goodness...
- ' Ah! Er... '.
- The edgy dude noticed you and blushie
- He was buying cough drops
- impressive
- You helped him pay for the cough drops
- At least he now knows that he needs those cough drops in his laifu
Chu chu, train:
- You were drinking some Vanilla Latte at Starbucks
- ' I WILL KILL THAT DAZAI... '.
- Ah, yes
THE PERSON THAT MADE YOU FORM DEPRESSION
- You were trying to hide yo face
- But the baka saw you already
oh no
- ' HEY, SHORTY! '.
- He then felt guilty after seeing your face, tears that are already forming at the corner of your eyes
- ' W-wait, I didn't mean too... It's because I'm just so mad at that Dazai, that I felt so happy when I see someone who is shorter than me to relieve my anger. Look, I'm sorry sweetie, come here, '.
- He had his arms opened
- You hugged him with all your might
- The tears flowing down your face like a waterfall
- Maybe he's not a bad person after all...
Author-Chan:
Bruh, Chūya's one is more sad. Crap, it's supposed to be a crack not PURE SADNESS. But whatever, and yeah I think it's because of how short these things are, maybe I could make lots of chapters in one day.
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Bungo Stray Dogs: Boyfriend Scenarios ( CRACK )
RandomI... D O N 'T K N O W。 Well, the title says it all. As an author I have no ideas so ... THIS IS THE ONLY THING I KNOW. But please do enjoy this story. With your BSD Boys in the CRACK! Edition of Bungo Stray Dogs: Boyfriend Scenarios!