Bungo Stray Dogs: Boyfriend Scenarios ( CRACK )

New Characters! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✨

* And no, just because the picture is Jotaro " Ocean Man " Kujo it doesn't mean he's in this scenario crap, well I chose this picture because I ran out of random memes and I love Jotaro and JoJo just like how I love Bungo Stray Dogs *

New Characters!:

1. Sherlock Holmes Anime Version

2. O-DIEsaku

3. Fyodor " I'mma Kill Your Dreams " Dostoyevsky

4. I'm too shy for that shit ( Poe )

5. Rich Ass Motherfucker ( Fitzgerald )

6. John Joestar- I MEAN, Steinbeck

7. Fuckuzawa

( Yeah the names don't seem that special )

All those seven are going to be in upcoming chapters and I'm going to start with how you met them!

Sherlock Holmes Anime Version:

- You were playing candy crush

- At a candy store

- Can't that be obvious

- Grannypo ( I'm so sorry Ranpo fans ) was buying lots of candy till they fell

- You being good dude helped him

- ' Thanks! Say, why not I go and buy you something? '.

- ' Okay make sure it's chocola- '

- ' Here, '

- HOW THE HELL

O-DIEsaku:

- You were walking around the city

- And you oop-

- You almost fell into the fountain

( I know there's no such thing as fountain but this is some romance shit )

- Until you felt a pair of arms supporting you

- ' Are you alright? '

- You opened your eyes and...

WHO ZA WARUDO, HE DADDY AS FUK

- You said that you were okay and handsome man said:

' Hey, let's meet here again okay? '.

- You then silently yes-ed

Fyodor " I'mma Kill Your Dreams " Dostoyevsky:

- You were at a cafe

- You noticed a man with a fluffy hat

- You wanted to touch the hat so you came up to the man

- ' Excuse me, sir... may I touch your hat? '

- He looked down at you and smiled

- ' Of course, here I'm just gonna give it to you, I have plenty at home, '.

- You thanked him and as a sign of gratitude you kissed his cheek

- He blushie and that's when he noticed...

What love feels like

I'm too shy for that shit:

- You were at a library

- You were eating a pack of peanuts till a random raccoon came and take it

- ' H-Hey, come back Karl! '.

- Karl..?

- You then noticed some random blind- I MEAN, boi with long hair come towards you

- He then panicked and told Karl to put the snack down

- Something then glimmered his eyes

- ' Um... m-miss... you like Mystery Novels??? '

- ' Apparently, yes! '

- ...

- please marry me-

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
DON'T BITE ME KARL

Rich Ass Motherfucker:

- You were at a gift shop

- You were buying a Levi anime figure for your sister since it's her birthday tomorrow

- You went to the cashier to pay

- Until...

You noticed you don't have enough cash.

- You then mentally smacked your forehead, apparently you had to buy something more simple until...

- ' Here you go, take my whole wallet, '

- DA FUK

- ' Ah- don't say anything~ I know I'm the best now go and buy that weeb shit of yours, '.

- You thanked the man and paid the gift for your sister

- ' Thank you so much, Mr... '.

- ' Fitzgerald,

- You once again thanked him, he then felt proud of himself for helping you and wants to see your beautiful smile again

John Joestar-I MEAN, Steinbeck:

- You were at a grocery store

- Buying some GRAPES

- You then noticed a blond hair man beside you

- ' I see... you likes grapes too eh?

- ' Yes, sir! I have a grape farm at home, '

- ' Well, isn't that fascinating? Having a grape farm for your family and yourself? '

- ' Not the most fascinating but it keeps the farm growing! '

- ' Well... what's your name?  '.

- ' ( Y/n )! Your's? '.

- ' John-

- ' OH SHIT, DON'T TELL ME YOUR A JOESTAR! '

- ' No, my last name is Steinbeck, '

- Disappointed achieved

Fuckuzawa:

- You were at a shrine praying for your deceased grandparents

- With a pack of mochi's and donuts so you could give your offering

- Then a man came beside you for no reason at all

- He seems to also be praying too at the other shrine

- You finished praying and went off until the man grabs your hand

- ' I'm sorry but... could we meet again at this shrine? '

- DA HELL

- ' Well this is sudden but alright! '

I was a bit lazy and I'm just gonna make how you met them cause I'm a lazy ass bitch.

So please do look forward to the next chapter.